The Jared Kushner cell at Sing Sing.
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No. Ours.
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Why is WonderBoy even remotely qualified to be handling this? An expertise in fraud and swindling is not the basis for diplomacy.
Wait, I guess in this badministration, it isā¦ Never mindā¦
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Isnāt that the sos job
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Thus, we have further evidence of Trumpās leadership savvy. Sending a diplomatic heavyweight such as Kushner to the mid-east - a man with well established credibility and respect on both sides - can an long elusive peace be far behind?
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Is Jared doing an episode of āHouse Hunters for Future Deposed Leaders?ā
āYes, my FIL is looking for a 12 bedroom home with gold fixtures and mirrors. It must have at least 50 floor-to-ceiling mirrors so our lil Donnie can admire his corruptness at all times. It would be even better if there was a high school nearby so the future deposed leader of the U.S. can have a full stable of future wives to pick from. Oh, and a really big oven ā¦ the biggest oven ever so he can have a beautiful chocolate cake baked for him. Budget isnāt a problem as the President has already skimmed millions from the U.S. Treasury. He can afford it ā¦ trust me.ā
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Another opportunity for this Administrationsās Lord Privy Seal to screw up yet again!
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I canāt wait to hear Henry Kissingerās opinion on thisā¦
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Tillerson is not capable but a wiz kid under FBI investigation can do the trick?
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I wonder what kind of profit margin WonderBoy is planning to reap from his noble, self-enriching, endeavors?
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His voice sounds like James Cagney?
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Meanwhile a shooting war between USA and Russia looms
Syria conflict: Russia issues warning after US coalition downs jet
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Heās signing up for duel citizenship?
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Thank God we have a fully-staffed State Department and diplomatic corps to back him up on his trip. Trump really hit the ground running on that, didnāt he?
Syria conflict: Russia issues warning after US coalition downs jet
Also thank God we didnāt elect that war-mongering neoliberal Hillary. Really dodged a bullet there. Phew.
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ā¦and heās never coming back.
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He*s going out to make sure Pappy-in-Law gets his commission on the situation .
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"OK gentlemen, this is the plan: Trump Ramallah Casino Resort and Conference Center! All you Palestinian officials, you, oh and of course your people, will get a sweet casino and hotel /conference and banking complex and international airport! International high rollers will come from Russia, Saudi Arabia, China to gamble and āinvestā their money and ādo bankingā. There will be so much money you can bribe, er, pay off most combatants and employ highly skilled enforcers, er āsecurity forcesā to make sure anyone who doesnāt āget with the programā gets buried by sunset instead. Mr. Adelson will supply the initial funding, the Trump Organization- which does not mean the President is participating!- will take 10% off all construction and employment contracts and a continuing 10% on all revenues and transactions going forward. Kushner Properties will manage and market the condos and of course the ārelocation complexesā for your people who will not be moving back to Judea and Samaria, uh I mean the West Bank. Of course, you gentlemen of the Palestinian Authority will be properly ācompensatedā at the appropriate levels for international executives such as yourselves!
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Or Saudi Arabia for loans and lam. No extradition treaty with USA.
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Slightly OT, but, heck, why notā¦ Do they allow inmates to tweet from min security prisons?
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Wonder Boy should have no problem sorting this all out.
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