Discussion: Ivanka Trump: It's 'Inappropriate' To Say I'll Be The Real First Lady

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“Well, I think it’s an inappropriate observation. There’s one first lady, and she’ll do remarkable things,” Trump replied, apparently referring to her stepmother Melania Trump.

“Besides, technically speaking,” she continued, “I’m Daddy’s former incestuous mistress. In fact, it’s really cute; in addition to calling me his ‘little princess’, he sometimes calls me his ‘little FIM’. Only he and I and my mom and my brothers and various house staff, chauffeurs and photographers knows what it means, so it’s kind of an inside joke.”

“Daddy’s so funny that way,” she added.

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*"If he wasn't my father, I would spray him with Mace."*
— Professional wankette Ivanka Trump, 2006
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That’s a picture I hadn’t seen.

yeah there’s nothing weird or icky about their relationship = anyone ever seen a picture of him wrapping himself around any other woman at all?

I don’t think I have.

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It appears Tyrus’ primary care physician is Dr. Pepper.

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Great catch.

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The Unabomber did remarkable things, too.

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I think it’s inappropriate that the “Real” First Lady is a former nude model.

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There’s some serious intra-familial dysfunction going on there.

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I’m withholding judgment until I see the donkey show.

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“Well, I think it’s an inappropriate observation. There’s one first lady, and she’ll do remarkable things,” Trump replied, apparently referring to her stepmother Melania Trump.

The “apparently” is a very nice touch, given Trump’s serial marriages and extra-curricular activities.

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“Inappropriate” is not the same as “incorrect,” so we’re kind of back to square one aren’t we?

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House of Incestuous Cards?

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OK, the Golden Shower(s) (subtitle: video-you-can-never-unwatch) should seriously go public (I’d request it be labeled NC-17 though), just so we can watch how creative the Cobbs could go to defend their Saint Peetersburg and laugh.

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“Inappropriate” relationship.

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The word “inappropriate”, in reference to others’ actions, coming out of the mouth of anyone associated with this administration just struck me as exceptionally absurd.

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Yeah…for a Trump, any Trump, to have the balls to talk about appropriateness is laughable.

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I bet he is the least incestuous man you will ever know.

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Because he is the least inappropriate person you will ever know?

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And of course there’s still #pizzagate.

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You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

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First Daughterwife, then.

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