Discussion: Ivanka Trump Isn't Happy That An Art Exhibit Shows A Lookalike Vacuuming

They are all malignant narcissists, with the possible exception of Barron,

Tiffany seems to stay away.

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Probable due to an NDA she signed.

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Haven’t heard anything lately about her plans to be the next Trump President. Have you?

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The fuh?

Exactly. How did she achieve this awesome ā€œpowerā€?

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Funny that. Presidents have the same choice.

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I don’t understand why people knock Ivanka. I suppose if she was a completely different person I’d expect her to take a futile stand against Trump that would achieve nothing. But…she’s not that person. She’s someone who owes everything to her dad and will side with him over the people who hate him, so what’s the point? Even if she thinks she has influence over Trump, she’s wrong so it’s all just silliness to talk about her at all.

Honestly, at some point we’ll all agree that Trump is a clueless blowhard with dementia who only obeys the foreigners who own him and that everyone in his admin was just a babysitter doing their best in an impossible situation. Unless Ivanka has a few millions she can loan her dad, the only words he’ll hear from her will be praise and nothing else.

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I’d comment on this, but I’d get too vulgar, even for me.

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Not at all sure we’re looking at dynasty material here. But I came here to say that I wonder if Ivanka really grew up as a rich brat in New York City, because if she had she’d know the last person you have to pay any mind to is some conceptual artist who’s got a lookalike of you vacuuming bread crumbs. You chuckle, take the attention as a compliment, and never think about it again. Just part of the gig. Sophistication fail.

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What next - Piss Trump? Or has it been done already?

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Big talker.

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Yikes! Someone already did ā€œPiss Ivankaā€ up thread.

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Lovely, wasn’t it?

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MEMO
From: America america@aol.com
To: Ivankationette info@ivorytower.bz
Subject: Happiness

It has come to our attention that you are unhappy about an art exhibit depicting you as a mere maid. Our understanding is that a live look-a-like is shown doing the blasphemous task of someone far below your stature, to wit: ā€œvacuuming a carpet.ā€

While many of us perform this unseemly task by our own hand, some more than others (none guiltier than I), we share your outrage of this insulting characterization of you as … a commoner.

As such, we have contacted the artist, Jennifer Rubell http://jenniferrubell.com/ and demanded she correct her current art installation. We feel your likeness would be much better served if you were depicted mopping a FloroShop Epoxy Aggregate System-treated floor; everybody knows there are no carpets in federal prisons. (Sorry we don’t have a BoP photo of this fine finish. Privacy laws you know. Plus, they care about security.)

In closing, we’re always thinking about you and your entire family. Heck, sometimes we think ā€œthe future’s so bright, we gotta wear shades.ā€

Have a great day!

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I showed this story to my gentle, kind, and loving wife and she replied, ā€œI can’t believe you showed me a story on that whiny ass bitchy cunt.ā€

Don’t shoot the messenger.

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There’ve been rumors to that effect, certainly. :ru:

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Two thumbs up on the art. Way up.

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lol…reminds me how the always treasonous idiot GOP complained when Obama nodded his head after receiving a medal that he was "bowing "…unlike Trump who bowed and @#$#@!.. curtsied.,google it !

Certainly better than that Kolex camera the watch guy sold me.

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Tiffany should be thanking dog she was never Daddy’s favorite. And that her mother had the sense to keep her away from him.

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Let’s all agree that if we ever see Ivanka in public, we shout, ā€œWe love you, Tiffany!ā€

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