It’s more like she’s wearing an expensive dress, throwing crumbs from high above at little Asian kids working 12 hour shifts, all the while laughing hysterically because it’s just that funny.
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Nothing more insulting that the suggestion that she would do such a demeaning job like vacuuming. That’s for little brown skinned women with no work permit.
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A powerful woman?
I haven’t seen her do one thing that wasn’t self-aggrandizing. I haven’t seen her do one thing that would be worthy of the term.
Getting a high-level job through patronage is about as far away from ‘powerful’ as one can get.
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Being “thin-skinned” is genetic???
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With each passing day I shed another worried tear for Ivankatoinette.
The Al Franken Decade (as well as the Joe Franken Decade) has since long passed. Now, whether we want it or not, is the Ivankatoinette Decade, so we must ask ourselves some serious questions:
• How does Ivankatoinette feel about [subject]?
• Would Ivankatoinette approve of [subject]?
• Is there anything I can do for Ivankatoinette?
• How can I help persuade the Chinese government to retroactively trademark Ivankatoinette’s wares?
• Why do people thing Ivankatoinette is attractive? How can I be attractive like Ivankatoinette?
• After sending my entire net worth (including gifting my auto and real property) to Ivankatoinette, how can I do more?
These are trying* times indeed. And they are bound to get even more trying, especially for Ivankatoinette.
So please, do your best to consider Ivankatoinette in every aspect of your daily life.
Blasphemy at the Art Installation; Ivankatoinette Insulted
*Repeated use of this word is in no way to be construed as a pun on the word “trial,” as in criminal and/or civil legal actions.
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Join Ivankatoinette AF ?
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Ivanka Trump Isn’t Happy That An Art Exhibit Shows A Lookalike Vacuuming
Ivanka’s father is one of two presidents who didn’t serve in the military or have experience in elective office, the other one being Hoover.
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TO BE HISTORICALLY CLEAR: They aren’t bread crumbs. They are brioche crumbs.
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Art Installations to come: Rattin’ on Uday, where he tweets his guilt to crimes people toss accusations of at him and Spelling Bee Qusay, who tries to spell three letter words tossed at him by audience members.
I used to feel like this when the Oscars were awarded, or I saw Calvin Klein men’s underwear billboards, or noticed other people being served in restaurants I was in.
The thought hounded me: “Why am I being mocked? Is it my greatness?”
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If you mean the Ivankatoinette Airhead Force, that’s highly not recommended.
As you know I have perfected a way of "Combining the brutality of a beheading with the spectacle of a pumpkin toss since 2018."™ It’s not for everyone.
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Now that is funny!!! Poor, poor Ivanka.
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In other news, the Senate just passed the “Combatting BDS Act”. They are fine with the Bolton-Abrams regime change team in Venezuela. But this is so much more fun. Question: do Democrats have a foreign policy or have they just farmed it out to the never-Trump Republicans.
Hahahaha. Love it. I see thin skin runs in the family. Must be a genetic thing.
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Didn’t see your comment until after I posted. Said about the same thing. Great minds and all that…
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Yeah, they are something when it comes to bragging about all they do. Who knew a whole family could turn out be super humans? And doing it all for everyone else.
Fuck them all.
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Yeah…
If there was ever a Marie Antoinette symbol in this drama it would be Ivanka Trump.
“Let them eat Flake”
Maybe Jeff and Ivanka had a contest for the fakiest person of this era.
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This is exactly what I thought. She believes that she is royalty and is unable to relate to magats. Furthermore, why does she even care about this exhibit?
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Have we indicted the Lust Object yet?
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When’s the bonfire so that I can check my schedule?
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