Discussion: Is Ray Rice Only In Trouble Because He Got Caught?

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Would I rather have a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?

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Just a second there! Thatā€™s a deep question (Heidegger). Or at least a meaningless question (Wittgenstein). Whatever it is, itā€™s not trivial.

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If they try to offer you bottled milk, refuse and hold out for the breast.

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No, it is a paradoxical question (Kant). Although, Iā€™d prefer the bottle.

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As opposed to the lobotomy or as opposed to the breast?

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I tried that at Hooters. Doesnā€™t work.

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If there were 100 monkeys typing 24 hours a day, seven days a week all year long, how many minutes would it take for one of them to write this article?

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Irrelevant. Even monkeys have standards.

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Excellent. That actually made me laugh out loud (not merely write ā€œLOLā€).

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If monkeys could write stuff like this then why are there still monkeys?

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You win!

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Also: If Ray Riceā€™s actions lead to Condi Rice becoming NFL Commissioner, does that mean that Donald Sterlingā€™s acts will result in Sterling Sharpe becoming NBA Commissioner?

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In a world where snark is illegal, one man rises upā€¦

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My throat hurts from trying to read that properly.

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Thank you, I thought I was the only oneā€¦

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Stay in.