Discussion: Iowa Winner Cruz Calls On Democrats To Support His Campaign In Victory Speech

What is HE smoking?

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"Tonight, I want to say to every member of the Democratic Party who
believes in limited government

With boundaries drawn to include ethanol subsidies and mandatory vaginal probes

in personal opportunity

If there is at least one winner, we can blame the losers, not the policy, for poor economic outcomes

in the United States Constitution

The one where non-citizen humans have to jump through hurdles just to get residency, but a corporation formed 5 minutes ago by non-citizens is an instant US person with the right to claim First Amendment freedom-of-religion protection to deny certain government-mandated benefits to employees.

and a safe and secure America

Just one big, happy monocultural gated community – once we are done with it.

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come home," Cruz said. “To the Reagan Democrats, your party has left you. The Republican Party wants you; we welcome you back.”

That’s Fox Nation you are talking about, Cruz, GOP voters.

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Iowa Winner Cruz Calls On Democrats To Support His Campaign In Victory Speech

ROFLAMFAO

Go pound a rocking chair up your ass. Side ways.

EOM

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Dear Threat McCruz, It is a little early to be tacking left.

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But he’s not. He’s only interested in conservative Democrats. Apparently the rest of America can go screw itself as far as he and his far-right radicalized theocratic government are concerned.

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We’ll see.

Cruz Calls On Democrats To Support His Campaign In Iowa Victory Speech

Dream on, little dreamer, dream on
The world ain’t what you think it is
It’s just what it is…

#Right. Fucking. On.

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Please tell Murray to hang on… we need him to vote for Bernie. And he needs to be here to see Bernie sworn in…

Uuuuuhhhhh. No.

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51,000 Iowans do not a president make!

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“Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." - That’s true Ted. I may be weeping right now, but I console myself with the thought that New Hampshire and South Carolina are gonna put your ass out.

" Iowa has proclaimed to the world, morning is coming. Morning is coming.” What, no credit to Saint Uncle Ronnie? Typical Puke.

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It was that encouraging kiss from his daughter that put him over the top.

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“Tonight, I want to say to every member of the Democratic Party who believes in limited government, in personal opportunity, in the United States Constitution and a safe and secure America, come home,”

Don’t you mean the “Democrat Party”, Senator Cruz? That’s what you and your cronies call it when appealing to the knuckle-draggers on your side of the aisle.

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What a sad, pathetic retread. Anyone old enough to be a Reagan dem probably remembers they got screwed by conservative Reagan, and Ted is way more conservative than Reagan was.

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Cruz to Nowhere? Fat chance.

Not if you were the last dandy on earth, Ted…

(hat tip to the magnificent Brian Jonestown Massacre)

Shorter Cruz: Dear union Democrat I am a kinder, gentler conservative and will welcome you back after you fled George.

Oh, really Ted? How dumb do you think Democrats are?

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Dems: Please be the nominee, we will love to support you.
Republicans: Ted, go back to Canada.

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What Shifty Cruz is inviting is a little bit of NH primary mischief. NH is not quite an open primary, but if you’re registered as undeclared you can vote in either primary (and then switch right back to undeclared, if you like). It’s a thing, apparently. In other words, say you’re registered as undeclared, normally vote Democratic, but think the NH Democratic primary is not going to be close. Cruz would like you to consider whether you wouldn’t enjoy tormenting The Donald in the NH GOP primary.

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