Discussion: Inmate Sends Letter Threatening Obama To The Wrong Address

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Clearly he gets his info from Fox… that is the same address that Sarah Palin told us to find the white house at last year. http://www.nationaljournal.com/white-house/sarah-palin-says-the-white-house-is-located-at-1400-pennsylvania-avenue-20140926

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He sent the letter to one of the restaurants across the street from Freedom Plaza, good job, genius

genius moran

Nice catch. Bubble dwellers never fact-check.

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OT, but this reminds me:

One of Tim Huelskamp’s staffers was arrested a few days ago on 17 counts of child molestation.

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Elementary, my dear Queefa: it appears that the inmate was attempting to communicate with one or more members of Congressman Huelskamp’s staff concerning their plan to strike out at an uppity black male employee of either We The Pizza, the pizza place favored by locals for being particularly dismissive of people, or NFT on the National Mall, the pizza place that caters exclusively to tourists by pretending it’s Not For Tourists, as part of their nefarious plot towards world domination by Heulskamp-trained child molesters, of which there is an ever expanding number.

This, incidentally, is the first and only time I’ve ever seen expressed the idea that Congressman Heulskamp has any sort of purpose or direction whatsoever. Heretofore, I’ve felt compelled to conclude he’s simply a Koch-headed nincompoop. That he might in fact be at the center of a massive nihilistic plot against America still makes the most sense on the known facts, but I’m kinda getting more comfortable with this relatively less insane plot involving child molesters and food courts.

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Why is TPM reporting on this? You should be ashamed of yourself for even putting this person’s name in print. This isn’t news. TPM editors need to exercise better discretion. Find something newsworthy to fill your newshole. Embarrassing.

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More water skiing squirrels!! And garage fires!! And cute little girls arrested for selling lemonade without a permit!! Make us all feel at home, like we’re watching our local news!

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The guy only threatened to, “Torture and Murder the POTUS and his Family”
so a mere decade or two ‘more’ in prison and we’re all good.

With a name like, Joe Savage, who would be surprised that he doesn’t know basic civics?
His other complaints are that, New Mexico is hurting America with all the New Mexicans so he’s going to deimport them and that Dakota Fanning is a government plot to spread fracking gas over America with huge fans. Savage has posted his complaints to his wall in his cell.

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I hope they’ve thought to thoroughly inspect this guy’s crawl space.

I wonder if he got 47 senators to sign it?

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TomCotton was first in line…

He’ll have to delay his “torture and murder” plans fr 12 to 24 years. If he hasn’t changed his mind after that he can get right to work.

Clearly hand-delivered by the Secret Service, no doubt.

Does this guy get a free log-splitter or something for sending in the 1,000,000th death threat?

Why have Obama’s opponents remained silent about this? Their silence indicates that they condone these threats. Why do they stand with the pedophile and against America?

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I’m not at all sure we should be comfortable equating inevitable and mundane ignitions inside human waste dumpsters with highly skilled rodent water athletes.

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The bad address wouldn’t have been much of a problem. A helpful, somewhat drunk Secret Service agent would have shown him where the White House was.

I, for one, feel immense pride for the skills of our new rodent overlords.