I wonder how many cabinet ministers Bibi finally forced into greeting him?
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has required all cabinet ministers to attend the reception ceremony for U.S. President Donald Trump at Ben-Gurion International Airport on Monday. A senior Israeli official said that Netanyahu issued his instructions after finding out that most ministers were not planning on attending the event.
It’s difficult to be Mr. Popular when the whole world thinks you’re a steaming piece of shit.
“Israeli officials say they are largely in the dark about what ideas Trump might present for peace or what concessions he may demand.”
Ask Jared. “If [he] can’t produce peace in the Middle East, nobody can.”
I hope she emphatically shakes his hand with a warm smile on her face. A classy contrast.
Better yet, have him seated at the kiddie table.
… intentionally fall forward and knock Comrade Cockholster on his fat ass.
What a beautiful sight that would be!
“In Tel Aviv, Trump Calls For Peace Between Israel And Palestine” and poof, just like that Orange Julius puts a lasting end to years of animosity between Israel and Palestine. Who new it could be so easy?
Maybe he should try giving the “Please, this is a happy occasion, Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who…” speech ?
I would pay good money to see that. Please, Oh FSM, make it happen.
He’s going to need to negotiate some more ass territory for all the fat he’s acquiring. He looks like something Terry Gilliam would think of.
Trump is much like Monty Hall of “Let’s Make A Deal!”
What kind of bling did the Israelis give him ? That’s quite important in Donald’s world…
It’ll be so easy, believe me.
Well that’s it done then. Donny calls for peace, and assigns little Jared to work it out. Time to start planning the peace accords signing ceremony at Mar-a-Lago.
Can you believe nobody ever thought of calling for it before? A presidency like no other.
Edit: (Voice of Maxwell Smart) “Would you believe…”
They’re not going to bother trying to explain it – Something they picked up from their Russian, Turkish, and Saudi friends about dealing with the press.
…I hear there is a nice “Mission Accomplished” banner in the attic at the White House that they should be putting up now.
Israeli officials say they are largely in the dark about what ideas Trump might present for peace or what concessions He may demand.
Trump’s grand plan (thanks, Alec)
Wonder how many $$$$$$$$making deals were made here?