In Sultry Monologue, Tucker Says Media Wants To ‘Consume’ Buttigieg Like A ‘Hearty Stew’
"Tucker approached the table slowly, cautiously, breathing heavily. The distinctive, intoxicating Buttigieg aroma struck his nostrils with a pungency and an urgency he felt all the way down to his loins. He unconsciously licked his lips in anticipation of the delights that awaited his consummation of his life long desire to revel in the sensuality this particular dish had to offer. 'To hell with convention," he thought. 'All my life people told me this was wrong. That Buttigieg was the path to downfall, debauchery, and sinfulness. But I will have my Buttigieg, no matter the cost. Fuck 'em all,' was his final thought before he plunged his tongue into the first steaming spoonful."