Discussion: 'I'm Not Telegraphing Anything': Trump Defends Talk Of Troop Withdrawals

“If I see nests forming?” Oh, FFS.

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“We’ll come back if we have to. We have very fast airplanes, we have very good cargo planes. We can come back very quickly.”

IOW If troop movements are dictated by Toadglans and his “personal Intelligence assessments” — “Nobody knows more about Intelligence than I do.” — troops will be constantly airborne, re-fueling midair as they shuttle between Central Asia and only stable genius Cadet Bonespurs knows where.

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Dear lord, this man is stupid.

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Troops get tired of missing holidays because they’re posted to the border, twiddling their thumbs against a non-existent and unarmed ‘enemy’… But fuck 'em, I guess…

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" Just ask Pocahontas … I gave Vlad a present …
I’m not an Indian giver ! " —

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He’s right. Tweeting isn’t telegraphing. He’s very modern in how he gives away state secrets. Not subtle, but modern nonetheless.

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Of Iraq, Trump said “We spent a fortune on building this incredible base. We might as well keep it”

I can’t wait until the shiite majority in Iraq read this…

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When President Obama pulled out of Iraq in theory we had Iraq,” Trump continued. “In other words, we had Iraq. We never had Syria because President Obama never wanted to violate the red line in the sand. So we never had Syria. I was the one that actually violated the red line when I hit Syria with 59 Tomahawk missiles.”

"Of Iraq, Trump said “We spent a fortune on building this incredible base. We might as well keep it” — in part because “I want to be able to watch Iran,”

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“In other words, we had Iraq. We never had Syria because President Obama never wanted to violate the red line in the sand. So we never had Syria. I was the one that actually violated the red line when I hit Syria with 59 Tomahawk missiles.”

He obviously doesn’t know what a “red line” is, or being in the red, for that matter. No wonder he’s had six bankruptcies. He should stick with orange, cause red is just not his color.

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I’m pretty sure Russian Agent has a much better means than a telegraph to convey information to Boss Putin.

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hey, its like a paid vacation for the troops. hanging out in a warm climate in the middle of winter; do you really think they would rather be in North Dakota right now?

/sarcasm off

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Are we totally sure Trump is not constantly snorting cocaine? The disconnected gibberish gets markedly worse on virtually an hourly basis.

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“Let me just say it wasn’t so much a report,” Trump responded. “It was the questions and answers as the report was submitted and they were asked questions and answers.”

What a dumb ass. How did this man even get through middle school?

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Give the guy a break. He probably can’t sleep at night, knowing that his son, daughter and son-in-law are all about to be indicted and frog-marched through Times Square to cheering throngs.

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Yes. I suppose we’re lucky he didn’t add something about taking their oil as the spoils of war.

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Complete and utter nonsense.

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I just finished the transcript and that interview was incoherent. It was a stunning display of ignorance about everything. He bull shitted his way through this entire thing.

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:open_mouth:

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