Discussion: Illinois Governor Drinks Chocolate Milk, Celebrates 'Diversity!'

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Oof, what a doofus. Is that the only thing he could think of to say? Diversity must be such a foreign concept, somewhat mysterious and likely liberal. So much more comfortable back at the country club, don’t you think?

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He originally wanted to eat fried chicken and watermelon and sing “Mammy” in blackface but someone had the sense to put the kibosh on that.
I honestly believe these Republicans really do live in an alternate universe.

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“And the hole in this donut shows the emptiness in my soul.”

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Nice weird assed call out to the proud boys, guv. I’ll bet you say you aren’t a Nazi.

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Did he lead everyone singing “Brown Sugar” after his refreshment?

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It’s a good thing chocolate syrup was finally emancipated.

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I knew Rauner was as evil and uncaring as the worst of the GOP, but I never realized he was actually this stupid. This is Trump-level cluelessness.

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To be fair, this strikes me as just an exercise in corporate doofus-ness, rather than (ahem) misguided political posturing.

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Miss Kitty asked if one night we could get some chocolate syrup involved in our intimacies. I said no. Did I eff that up, or what?

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Personally I find working with Tang more rewarding.

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Stupid Person Does Not Know the Meaning of the Word "Diversity"

There, fixed the headline for you.

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Stoudemire confirmed to the paper that the governor “didn’t know what he was getting into,” and noted he usually picks the most powerful person in the room to help with the milk

Tossing the obvious aside (throwing people under the bus), i thought Rauner is the most powerful person in that room.

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Things got a little testy later on when Governor Rauner started referring to the two black guys on the stage as “Hershey” and “Bosco”.

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Next up: a discussion of issues facing the Native American community.

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Ovaltine is not amused.

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I don’t even want to think about what he’d do to a glass of milk during a discussion about Asian-Americans!

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I’ve never drank milk after mixing in flied lice.

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