Discussion: Huckabee: GOP Needs To 'Find Jesus Soon' Or I'm Leaving

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bye, bye

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Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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Please, please, please crusade on to irrelevancy. And drag a heap of other trolls down with you. I suggest Russia. They seem to be fighting all the good battles these days. You’ll feel right at home.

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Where exactly do you think you are going Huck? You must have a destination in mind. Otherwise it’s a pretty transparent empty threat.

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A guy like Huckabee scares me. He could be the model for Buzz Windrip, the main character in Sinclair Lewis’s 1935 novel “It Can’t Happen Here” about how fascism comes to America.

Windrip is this folksy, Bible-lovin’, plain folk guy who becomes a fascist dictator of the US. The book is still in print.

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Buh-bye.

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I’d rather it hit him and hard.

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Go fry a squirrel in a popcorn popper, Huckie.

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No… please stay and keeping fighting a losing battle and drag down the gop for a generation.

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Don’t leave, Huckabee! The GOP needs all the ignorant, aging bigots they can get.

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Huckabee is just pissed off he doesn’t own a pair of matching bear claw bath tubs and a bucolic meadow to park them in.

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you lose me, I’m gone

Strange how Mike’s body fat doesn’t follow this principle…

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Nothing would make me happier than seeing the religious right cause a massive rift in the GOP/Teatrolls. Please proceed, you fundamentalist theocrat douche.

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Now, this is a threat, right?

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As the front runner and most importantly, the person the donate their money to, for some evangelical third party movement. Which makes a lot of sense once you realize that Huckabee doesn’t actually want to become president, but he does love to grift the bible thumpers.

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Yes it is (a threat). It’s also grifting at its very best.

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Why is Huck so afraid of gay marriage?

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Does this mean Huck is joining the Westboro Baptist trolls? What a force for good, and human kindness.

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IMHO Huckleberry wants to find him self on board a Manly Ship with a Manly Crew, I believe said ship was named The Raging Queen in the SNL skit.

Dang I wish I could find that clip on the innertubes!!

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