Discussion: House GOPer Thinks Government Plotting

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And this fool is from my State. My apologies.

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Dana Rohrabacher is without doubt one of the stupidest men ever elected to Congress.

Given his competition in the GOP, that’s the single worst thing I can say about him.

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Next he’s going to say all the crude oil’s going to be stolen by HUGE black helicopters!

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Cut to Daily Show montage of every President for the last 50 years talking about reducing use of fossil fuels. Jackass.

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Now you’ve done it!!

That is supposed to be a secret.

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Ben Carson said Evolution isn’t true because God can create anything at any time. Will God please creata brain for this guy, and every other Republican

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that would make it illegal for trains transporting oil to be left unattended.

Dana: Imagine what would happen if an unattended train filled with crude oil was hijacked and re-piloted and sent colliding into a high-rise office tower across town. KA-BOOM!!!

Surely–on the eve of 9/11–you can understand that.

[Edit: I can’t get this joke to work, but it hinges on the principles that trains run on tracks, and that crude oil doesn’t explode.]

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Don’t count on it.

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Guess what, Dana, those trains will be used, after offloading crude, to transport people to FEMA camps.

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So he claims that it’s a government conspiracy to make us less dependent upon fossil fuels. OK … and the problem would be???

He’s not only completely living in tin-foil hat land, he’s also certifiable.

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Since his district is (I believe) in Orange County, that makes him a perfect fit for his constituency.

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In one sense, yes, exploding oil trains do lead to localized global warming.

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But you have to give him credit for not connecting the obvious dots to … Benghazi.

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Oh, you with your “science” and your “facts” and your “words that need air quotes so we can minimize them”!

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Or Obamacare!

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You might want to ask the folks of Lac-Mégantic about that:

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OT but worth noting----the Republican Speaker of the House in the South Carolina legislature has just been indicted on 9 criminal counts, including official misconduct and diverting campaign funds for personal use.

I wonder what Dana Rohrabacher will have to say about that?

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We know what Faux Not Really News will do - identify the Speaker as a Democrat.

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Dana Rohrabacher, the surfing congressman, is my representative - and a total douche. I can’t believe that someone who professes a love for clean oceans and surfs here in Huntington Beach could be a climate denier.

I apologize for his ignorance. I have NEVER voted for this man.

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