Republicans, ha ha ha ha ha

Jim âSecret Societyâ Jordan FTMFW.
So hereâs my question: did they do this in coordination with the white house, or did they come up with this innovative tactic on their own?
So is âconservative movementâ.
Yeah, but what did he do that was wrong?
White House. Kremlin. Same difference.
âRemember GOPers of the Department of Justice, FBI and CIA: this could be you if you donât obey the Republican Politburo.â
Goddamn it, why canât I win the lottery and start making these pre-scripted commercials??!!
Arenât they just darling little turds? Those sweet little monsters running the House? Itâs moments like this I am reminded of The FrontâŚâFellas, I donât recognize the right of this committee to ask me these kinda questions. And furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves.â
Rosensteinâs handling of the surveillance of Trump campaign adviser Carter Page. The main complaints in the first three articles of impeachment specifically relate to the use of the Christopher Steele dossier to obtain a FISA court warrant to surveil Page.
Wait - didnât they already get all of this info? What about the Release The Memo memo? I thought that memo was clear evidence of deep state democratic socialist Marxist evil stuff? Why would they need this? Itâs almost like a) the Release the Memo memo was bullshit, and b) this is a political WitCh HuNt meant to obstruct the Russia probe. But no, Iâm sure itâs not that. Itâs not like the members of the freedumb caucus are sociopathic maniacs or anything.
The document also claims that Rosenstein âknowingly provided misleading statementsâ to Congress about the work the federal government did to probe Russian meddling in the 2016 election, according to the Post.
Oh, man, itâs McCabe all over again.
Yes.
What a motley collection of chuckleheads.
He let Mueller live.
âThe Freedom Caucus and the Can of Gas.â
âThe Freedom Caucus and the Running with the Scissors.â
These things write themselves.
I sorta long for the day when some addled moran for one second thinks: has my life ever been better off because of the Freedom Caucus?
House Freedom Caucus Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Rosenstein
Of course they have⌠after all they must support the Oligarchy as that is how they continue to receive their bribes.
This is just so dumb. Yes, Iâm sure it plays well in rural Ohio and other heavily gerrymandered areas, but those arenât the only Republicans who need to get re-elected. If youâre running in somewhat sane America this doesnât help you at all. It only further ties you to the corruption. Itâs spectacularly selfish to proceed with this because itâs not going anywhere and it only makes it tougher for Republicans to hang onto control. Please proceed, idiots.
Drafts ? with Crayons, I assume ?
I hope they remembered to include his Jewish ancestry. It would be a shame to let that opportunity slip by since theyâre writing this solely to soothe their base supporters.
On my to do list: Draft Articles Of Impeachment Against House Freedom Caucus

The effort has been led by Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC), a Trump ally who confirmed the existence of the document and told the Post that many of his conservative colleagues are at at their wits end with Rosenstein and what they see as the Justice Department dragging its feet in the release of documents.
What more can these good countrymen perform in service to the Constitution, Liberty, and Trump? Shall they now lay down their office in protest?! Yes, we say!
Really donât think âassholeâ or âchuckleheadâ conveys the gravity of whatâs going on here. When I refer to them as the House Treason Caucus, Iâm not just being snarky. It really does look to me as if a lot of these people are trying to find out what DoJ knows about Russian penetration of Republicans in Congress.