Love it.
My thought was a tongue in cheek ad featuring Beto with a gun, blasting away at blocks of tofu. He doesn’t mention the tofu, but instead tells us:
“Ted Cruz likes to talk. So when it comes to threats to our quality of life in Texas BLAM! and the future of our children, Ted does what he does best: talk. I’m Beto O’Rourke, and when I’m your Senator, Texas can count on me to take action. BLAM!”