Discussion: Heidi Cruz Tackles The 'Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer' Meme

Well, she’s right about one thing–there is a lot of garbage out there. (And Ted’s fingerprints are on some of that garbage, if not the necks of murder victims.)

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Face o’ God or Zodiac Killer… How does one tell the difference?

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Classic deflection. It’s not Ted that’s the Zodiac killer, it’s Heidi! (Ominous musical score)

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He’s probably not the Zodiac Killer, but Judge Crater IS buried in his basement.

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These rumors about Ted do not trouble her at all – certainly not enough, say, to cause her to become impaired and wander a highway in the middle of the night in an altered state. That would require another level of concern altogether. Not like this.

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Kudos to the guy selling the “Cruz is the Zodiac killer” T-shirts to help fund abortions.

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The wife is always the last know!

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Spice Heidi.

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It’s exceedingly unlikely that Cruz, who was born in 1970, is the same person who committed a string of unsolved murders beginning in the late 1960s.

I think it should be a rule that if a scenario requires time-travel to be true, then something stronger than “exceedingly unlikely” should be used to describe it.

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The Zodiac Killer was not Rafael. But certainly served as his role model and childhood hero.

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““Well, I’ve been married to him for 15 years and I know pretty well who he is,…”

Yeah…besides, I don’t know him at all and if I was to pick a crime I think he’d commit, it wouldn’t be murder, but something more along the lines of molesting chickens.

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Where would you like your Internets delivered?

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I think someone should see if there are any unsolved serial killing from when he was at Harvard and then Princeton, and then similar unsolved killings in DC when he was there, and then back in Texas while he’s been there. The guy has a definite creep factor.

Plus, (and this may be coincidence–I’m not a big believer in pop-psychology bullshit), being brought up by a religious nutbag, he’s got the background of a serial killer in a Stephen King novel.

Can we confirm he’s the Zodiac? Maybe not. Can we confirm he’s one of the lizard people or an Edgar Suit alien in some poor human’s ill-fitting skin? Perhaps…

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You mean The Tubes?

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They are both Satanic!

Kinda reminds of the wife of that monster in Austria Fritzl who kept his own daughter locked in a basement in their home for all those years and who was shocked

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You definitely won the internets with that one and BTW, PBS s doing a special this week on Janis (Little Girl Blue)

He does have small hands, I suppose he could molest a chicken.

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