Discussion: Hawaiian Lava That's Been Oozing For Months Quickly Ignites Home

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You can get volcano insurance in Hawaii? That must be pricey.

This was the house that stored the President’s long-form birth certificate.

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“… it has smothered part of a cemetery and burned down a garden shed. It also burned tires, some metal materials and mostly vegetation in its path.”

There are also countless innocent cans of Ravioli that have given their lives for YouTube thrills:

Culinary Destruction!

Ugh, took it long enough. That was, like, taking forever! Just hurry up an incinerate all of those peoples worldly possessions already you stupid volcano so we can finally report on it. We don’t have all the time in the world you know. So inconsiderate.

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