Discussion: Harley-Davidson Reportedly Cancels Trump's Visit Over Planned Protests

Flaming immigrants on public assistance dipped in tar will illuminate tonight’s rose ceremony…

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Rosie? Looks like Chris Christie in drag to me.

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Purely a. coincidence, I’m sure.

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Oh I guess we’ll have to supply him with an ermine robe, so they can kiss the hem on bended knee.

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Where in the world is Melania?

I can remember whole situations. One was from when they did a parody of one of the Sixties spy shows, and there was an Eastern Bloc nuclear physicist defecting and the one guy says the woman they were dealing with wasn’t really a nuclear physicist and the other said “How do you know?” and the first said “She’s not beautiful enough to be a nuclear physicist.” CENSORED number of years later and I still laugh at that.

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Me three - I used to get really impatient waiting for them to come out. I loved the movie parodies, and the long pieces they always did on some subject of modern life - they were always excellent.

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That’s…satire.

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Drawing a blank just now, but there are one liners I still use that have their origins in Mad Magazine.

The ticker can’t keep up with this one ! –

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Within a few weeks, the only places that will welcome PeePee will be the places filled with people he looks down on and hates being associated with. Perhaps he can hold some more of his “thank you” rallies in Oklahoma trailer parks or Klan gatherings in Alabama.

He needs to be made to feel just how much of a social pariah he’s become!

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It will be generic, minor-key pounding, just like on “Masterchef,” “The Apprentice” or any other reality TV waste that requires a hack composer to gin up fake excitement.

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Nice commercial. It occurs to me that Apple should just run their “1984” ad again, save a few million.

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Oh, and there were the fold ins. They were great.

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Sergio Aragonés, Marginals, Spy vs Spy

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My favorite Mad Magazine was when they ran the “Mad Magazine Blow Your Mind Drug Primer” The one I remember verbatim:

Yargh! Yargh! Yargh!
Why are these nice, upper middle class parents in such a state of Yargh?
The nice upper middle class parents just discovered their teenage son smokes POT
Nice upper middle parents do not approve of pot - It is a DRUG
The nice upper middle class parents are so upset
They will have to take double their usual dose of tranquilizers to be able to sleep tonight

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I hope that all those morons who voted for Trump who think this is just great because “swamp-draining” get a lesson in what happens when a country pisses off the rest of the world.

Make America Great Again?

Make America a wasteland.

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They can just use this piece of canned free music that comes with iMovie:

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How about two-piece?

Don Martin, RIP
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