Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
– Ellis Boyd ‘Red’ Redding, Inmate # 30265
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I’ll pray for a 20 inch wang.
GODDAMNIT IT DIDNT WORK
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“You want me to give Donald Trump wisdom? Hey, pal, how much power do you think I really have?”
- God
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Grassley: Welp, he’s in “pandering to evangelicals” mode so maybe he’ll be scared not to sign if we pray about it.
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Exactly right ‘established’…what a frickin’ JOKE these clowns are. Yeah, let’s ‘PRAY’ the orange anus does the right thing for once. Everyone knows the POS is going to sign it, then when he does well ‘hallelujah’ and praise the LORD will ring out!!!
Just all part of the grift while more brown people are locked up on the border and their babies are taken away. The EPA continues to do absolutely nothing in general and the fat bag of puss Barr is confirmed to be the new AG. Meanwhile they continue to attack Omar and demonize her with further Islamophobia. Fucking pond scum all of them.
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Grassley invokes GOP thoughts and prayers, acknowledges Trump presidency is equivalent to NRA endorsed mass murder.
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Please…no more full frontal pictures of this guy please. The neighbor’s dog is still howling.
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Chuck usually starts the GOP’s day with “Let us prey.”
So this is a change.
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And of course, if he doesn’t, there’s absolutely nothing Congress can do, amirite, Senator? 'Cause they couldn’t possibly vote to override the Orange Menace’s veto?? Please.
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This thing?
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This brings new meaning to the phrase “full faith and credit”
Was it just wishful hearing or did he sound like he was suffering when he said that? They’re going to be walking about with their stomachs in a knot until that bill gets signed.
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Whether it’s for himself or an ‘accidental man’ who constantly finds himself in supposedly fixable positions, it’s rather amazing that a prayer is needed for these types of tasks.
It’s like God is trying to tell Grassley something.
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God long ago gave up listening to your prayers Chuck. It’s the firey pit of hell for you… 
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Well, now, that’s a sure sign that Trump won’t.
Never accuse this guy of having wisdom. That’ll just trigger him to do the opposite and be a moron.
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God: Hey wait a sec… you can’t hang this one on me! I only do miracles.
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Yup, they are. Look at all the shootings they prevented!
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That was the revised version of Grassley’s prayer. The first draft was “Jesus Christ, just let this idiot sign the fucking thing!”
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Wow Chuck…why don’t you pray that the Senate votes a veto proof majority so the govt doesn’t shut down…you’d have better luck.
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“Let’s all pray that McConnell has the cojones to do his job and bring this bill back to an override vote if necessary. Lord, remind us that we are a co-equal branch of government, not presidential puppets.”
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