Discussion: Graham On 2016: Take Me Seriously, 'I Won South Carolina By About 41 Points'

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Don’t get carried away measuring the White House chaise for new afghans.

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Take me seriously, I scored 66 points against a junior high school’s junior varsity girls basketball team

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Lindsay, you may have won America’s Insane Asylum by more than 40 points but c’mon…the sane part of the country simply cannot take somebody seriously who sounds like they just auditioned for the part of Blanche DuBois.

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I know a guy that once scored 4 Touchdowns for Polk High School in a single game…perhaps we should nominate him.

He’s a serious candidate. I mean, wow…FOUR touchdowns!! :smiley:

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Using his logic, we should take Kim Jung Un seriously. Didn’t he win by more than 90 points?

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This totally means we should take him seriously because America as a whole is a one-party sham democracy shithole, just like South Carolina.

Think you need to give the Kochistias another cycle or two to work on that, Lins.

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ummm…because your tea party opponents were underfunded and basically beat the hell out of each other instead of going after you?

And because SC is a given red state in any presidential math.

And because SC DEFINITIVELY does not translate to rest of the nation, thank goodness.

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Senator ‘Beauregard Butch Me Up’ will be a welcome center-right closet case to the clown show that will be the Republican primary race in 2015!

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Bless his heart…

His mama’s soooooooo proud of him anyway.

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10 points extra for an Al Bundy reference.

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OH please Miss Lindsay run ! It would be monumentally entertaining not to mention a gift to the writers of the daily Show I am investing in popcorn stocks as we speak .

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Would you have won by 41 points if the voters had seen your campaign plane?

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So for anybody running for president, look at my race.

Staking an early claim to be the Caucasian candidate?

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I thought he was insinuating that he wasn’t human.

Will the GOTP debates be called the Rolling Blunder Tour or maybe just Bus Load 'o Idiots.

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You mean for people who haven’t noticed his nictitating membrane?

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Oh, NICELY done…

Lissssp!

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And the hitsssssss keep on coming!

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