Dear Mr. Gorka,
I am truly sorry that so many of these socialist, anti-Trump libtards are unjustly criticizing you. I was on another one of these Stalinist websites, and they had the audacity to suggest that you liked to eat shit on toast. But I defended you: I informed them that you didn’t like toast!*
Luftwaffe und kisses, Dommyluc
*(See, Seb. I can also make lame 50+ year old jokes we used to tell each other in grammar school!)