“Though I’ve not examined his rectum, I have serious concerns that Congressman Palmer has his head buried all the way up to the brink of his own small intestine. But I can’t say.”
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Mr. Palmer attended the University of Alabama and was the first person on either side of his family to attend college.
And will apparently be the last.
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“I’ve got serious doubts as to whether or not it’s pneumonia. But I can’t say,” he said Alabama radio station WAPI, according to a clip posted by Buzzfeed News.
We’re even up. I have serious doubts that a) this man has any kind of medical degree and b) that he belongs in the Congress. Thanks, voters of Alabama!
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Umm, I watched the Benghazi hearings and didn’t notice a her coughing her way through that…I saw her humiliate the Republicans.
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I’m not a doctor, but I play one in the House.
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The whole reason this is in the news is because she was out in public and attending event after event, not hiding away for days.
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SHe waS begGing foR wateR and aNtibiotiCs durinG coMmercial breaks.
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So now we have three baskets, whites, colored, and dark internet a-ficion-ados. The last one suits the Congressman to a T, except he stole the T.
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It’s lady problems!
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"In my opinion, just my observation, if it were pneumonia, I would’ve thought they would’ve come out and said that very early on. You know, she’s disappeared for a few days, and if I’d been her adviser, I would’ve said, ‘You need to get out there and let people know what’s wrong with you, get treatment, get a few days’ rest, get back on your feet.’”
Yes, great advise. 911 Guliani’s running out of lies to tell and needs new material he can twist into a pretzel.
Moreover, I don’t recall Hillary disappearing for a few days either. Seems to be actively in the campaign trail to me.
Congressman, why don’t you stick to not doing your day job? Being unqualified for one job would be embarrassing enough for most people.
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I’ve got serious doubts as to whether or not the GOP is an organized-crime syndicate. But I can’t say.
I’ve got serious doubts as to whether or not Republicans hate America and the Constitution. But I can’t say.
I’ve got serious doubts as to whether or not a “President Trump” would destroy civilization. But I can’t say.
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As soon as someone actually needs advice from a fucking Alabaman, we’ll let you know.
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“You know, she’s disappeared for a few days,” err…one? What’s the definition of a few?
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I have serious doubts as to whether Palmer was formally educated!
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well we all knew someone in the gop was going to say it
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Rarely see “Alabama” and “Think” in same sentence!
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FOX: We have just been informed by Sir Trump’s doctor that they have found that Hillary suffers from a newly discovered disease. Journal of Medical Association is calling it Disease of The Crooked. It’s deemed fatal to her and those who surround her.
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Diagnostic skills via B.S. in Operations Management
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this woman cant win for losing they say shes secretive and she tells you what is going on and they still dont believe her…shes damned if she do and damned if she dont
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I’d even take Jill Stein’s medical opinion over Rep. FacePalm. (Asshat - AL)
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