I am loathe to make fat jokes.
…but I’m not above Fart-hold jokes…
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He would have shown up, but on the way there the gun he stuck in his waistband fell down into his underwear and has gone missing: It will be a day or two before he finds it.
Farenthold is such a chickenshet mofo.
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Good job nurses! Very creative and attention-getting strategy. Mockery is the best policy.
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I’m sorry don’t you know the rule by now? This picture must always accompany any story about this load.
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I noticed the feisty retirees here are presented as females. We old broads do reach a point where our response to condescension, ridiculous arguments, and obvious threats is “bring it on!”
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His constituents must be so proud of their Representative of the House of Representatives. It’s Texas and they just love making asses of themselves.
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He’s quite the lady killer. I can see why he’d challenge them to a duel.
Easy ladies, there’s plenty of David for everybody…
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Farenthold was seen emerging from his double wide trailor home wearing pajamas and drinking a white liquids from a bottle obscured by a paper bag. He explained to onlookers “I plumb forgot about the heath debate, since I was partying with my buddy Steve Bannon”.
Is it me or does Farenthold closely resemble an obese Alfred E. Neumann?
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He would only agree to the duel if it was with marshmallows or pillows.
Damn! Rep. Farenthold sure looks a hell of a lot like Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle:
What is wrong with our country that a guy like this can be elected to such a powerful and prestigious office? There are at least 40 people in the House who are appallingly dumb - big money plus voter suppression are yielding this kind of mentality in our leaders, and there is nothing remotely funny about it.If we don’t make voting easier and get rid of dark money in politics it is only going to get worse, hard as it is to imagine.
He only duels if he gets to wear his rubber ducky pjs.
I mean honestly. Why is this guy even ELECTED to office? I stand with the gentle lady from Maine on this person.
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Well sure…because he knew no one would miss him.
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