Dear Husband - Today is a bad day at the front. The invaders are trimming trees! They have no mercy - they have set up a wood chipper just on the border so that no matter what we hear the sound of the grinders and of the saws. O husband, I long for the quiet days before there was the invasion of the lawn services…
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Damn I hate gas powered weed wackers. Sorry, pet peeve along with these people who zone out using power washers on the sidewalks. When did that become a thing?
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And they’re bringing in boxes! Large boxes! To hide in garages.
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And that’s as close of this fat ass will ever get to anything like a DDay.
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From an NBC article helpfully provided on another thread:
Children traveling unaccompanied as well as families with children made up 65 percent of the crossings in February, up from 61 in January, which CBP officials told reporters is a result of smugglers knowing that children have an easier chance getting through the U.S. immigration system.
Easier chance of what? Getting put into cages or taken from their parents and adopted by “christian” families.
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GOP Rep. Compares Migrants To Invaders: ’D-Day Every Month Along Our Southern Border’
Alternate Headline: GOP Rep. Says Dumbass GOP Rep. Stuff. Yet again. Still. Always.
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I was hoping for nylons and chocolate.
Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that.
Don’t judge.
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In related news. The Trump failsons hired this guy to take care of their private hunting range.
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You guys are just having fun at Higgins expense.
Red sauce is the bomb. Green sauce–Not so much.
Clearly he doesn’t know the “good guys” from the “bad guys” by his analogy and Trump toadyism.
They were. But his comment makes a lot more sense when you consider which side Rep. Higgins would have been fighting for.
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Pfft. Only if you consider Nazis the “bad guys”.
This is 2019. There were good people on both sides.
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LA, why should I visit and mingle with people who would elect this fool?
And is he likening the USA to the Germans being invaded on D-Day? Jeesh…
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O - no.
Verde is the very best.
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In totally unrelated, yet satisfying news:
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Agee to disagree, my dear.
Here’s a joy cat, though… 
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LOL…these are fun…lemme try haha
Dearest Trixy - I’m not sure how long I can survive under these conditions. They seem designed by some devil to break a man’s soul and drive him to madness. On the way to work today, I passed by not one, but TWO, taco trucks where the demon occupants seemed to be speaking in tongues for I could make no sense of their jabber. One was even pregnant, and I am ashamed to admit it sorely tests my faith, leading me to wonder if we would be better off supporting abortion to assist these vermin in controlling their numbers. I can still smell the cumin and I fear it may have soaked into my skin never to be scrubbed out. I soldier on, however, knowing that I shall eventually return to your cold, alabaster embrace when this is all over. Tell Mandy and Brad I love them and that father will return soon and we shall all celebrate with deep fried butter and a hearty boiled dinner!
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