Discussion: GOP Congressman Mixes Up Boko Haram With Boca Raton

Palinbonics has now infested the verbage of the GOP as an entirely.

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Dunno about Geriatric Joeā€™s, but a lot of geriatrics.

As the elderly of Boca Raton fended off the Boko Haram wielding their canes while riding their Lark scooters.

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This asshat is a new guy on my stateā€™s roster of Congresscritters. Having said that he is the new normal for my state of Arizona. We are brimming with idiots.

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Now, why pray tell was the good representative doing staying awake for 24 hours? Certainly he wasnā€™t working. Nobody works that hard in Congressā€¦we know this. The image with the article makes him look as if heā€™s nursing a bit of a hangoverā€¦ praps he was out tippling a few with Mr Boehner?

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Well, the residents of Del Webb Boca Vista keep returning him to office.

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Thereā€™s nothing cataclysmic about a slip of the tongue. Itā€™s good that he could joke about it. Now if he starts making a habit of these malapropisms, then itā€™s time to review the manā€™s fitness for office. But Iā€™m not alarmed by a single occurrence, sleep or no sleep. It happens.

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Here in the SF Bay area there are a lot of ā€œJoeā€ restaurants, New, Original, Marin, etc., and one since closed was Westlake Joeā€™s which offered early bird specials, and in honor of those diners it was called Geriatric Joeā€™s.

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Agreed, if he offers up Procol Harum next, we should be alarmed.

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Whiter, always whiter.

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Itā€™s o.k., itā€™s o.k. It could happen to any fucking moron.

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I agree. Itā€™s no worse than Megyn Kelly calling Huckabee ā€œFuckabeeā€. Itā€™s an easy enough mistake. His command of the English language, however, is something entirely different. Thatā€™s almost Palinesque.

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ā€œDammit. Where are the 16 vestal virgins, anyway, Congressman?ā€

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And EVERYONE wants to know where the 16 vestal virgins are.

For reasons.

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The man is channeling the ghost of Gilda Radner. As Emily Litella would say ā€œNever Mind.ā€

Your average ordinary Republican rep nowadays in Congress.

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Not all that new, heā€™s in his third or fourth term. First beat Kirkpatrick in the first, then switched after the new district was created.

Heā€™s got a bright future ahead of him in the GOP-- they donā€™t like 'em too smart.

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I donā€™t think he understands that going to war with bubbes will not end well for him.

Everybody knows Muslims are surfinā€™ birds.