If Sean Spicer is to be believed Trump support smells like “a unicorn, riding a unicorn over a rainbow.”
Of course, Topi* Spice is a liar. It actually smells like a combination of dirty laundry, halitosis, and run-of-the-mill $1-a-bag steer manure.
*Short for Topiary.
That is a very good question, Mr. Goodbar. I’m gonna try here – it smells like a coke break on a porn set. It smells like hairspray on a fragile melon. It smells like liberal tears doused with fossil fuels and set ablaze. It smells like vetiver and ignorance. It smells like a samovar full of overheated urine, and methane released from melting permafrost. Shall I go on?
But you can count them on one hand.
Smells like a beached mackerel at low tide.
Check your anal pore Congressman. I think you’ll get a close proximity.
Or, as Trump would tweet, “Anal pour”.
Please… this question is asked and answered… BULLSHIT
I can answer that question. It smells like Goodlatte, and it doesn’t smell good at all. In fact, it smells corrupt.
How many messages between other FBI folks have been examined for signs of pro-Trump bias?
Survey Says… Zero.
Shit.
This has been yet another edition of Simple Answers to Simple Questions.
“What does Trump support smell like?”
Some people might say it smells fishy or that they smell a rat or smell blood, but your question, Mr. Goodlatte, does not pass the smell test. Apparently idiomatic language is far too complex and nuanced for the GOP.
Well, we expect our agents to be good Americans! So that would only prove they’re doing their jobs, see?
He missed the punch line, “I think it smells like pot because these people are stoned!” or could have gone another way " I don’t know, what does “teen spirit” or “success” smell like?"
Goodlatte, I have a plan. Why don’t republicans, instead of spending time (and considerable money) trying to convince America that they are smart and know what’s good for America, spend some time actually becoming smart and doing what’s good for America.?
Treason, Bobby-boy, it smells like treason.
It smells just like your upper lip, you ass-kissing, Trump-sucking clown
Dear Congressman Goodlatte,
Wake up and smell the damned coffee.
Sincerely,
America
Nah, weed is for blue-staters. Trump support smells like opioids (to the extent those have a smell) and meth.
“Goodlatte then insinuated that Strzok finds Trump supporters ignorant.”
Strzok made no such insinuation. That was simply Goodlatte projecting. Ignorance is a powerful GOP projectile.