“Lied for trump” will be somewhere down on the list below “oversaw the murder and torture of innocent black men”, “spent public money and lives for easier illicit sex”, “helped lie thousands of first responders into early graves”, “shilled for more-corrupt-than-usual dictators”…
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Goddamn how in the world do guys like Rudy and Donald have any money to their name at all they are such complete babbling idiots.
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Simple solution, Rudy: Start telling the truth. Start by telling the truth about your lies.
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Lordy, we hoped there were tapes. Don’t you love this guy? I’ve been through the tapes! What tapes, Rudy? I shouldn’t have said tapes! No tapes! I mean, there are some tapes, but there aren’t any of Trump doing any crimes, and even so if I listened to any tapes they were hypothetical tapes and anyway the cannibalism was consensual, so there was no crime involved. What cannibalism? None! I shouldn’t have said cannibalism…
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If he tries to start explaining things to St. Peter, assuming he travels that far in that direction, St. Peter will slap his face and tell him to STFU.
And, Rudy, do you understand that it’s you, yourself, or your family who typically dcide what’s on your gravestone? Of course, this is now your most memorable accomplishment in life.
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Yeah, I read that and thought, “Wow, Rudy. Your kids hate you that much? Do you think maybe you ought to build some (metaphorical) bridges?”
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Rudy’s statement worked at cross purposes. He seemingly believes in heaven, and worries that lying for Trump will jeopardize his entry. Rudy just may come clean before it’s over.
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I figure I can explain [my lying] to St. Peter.
So, not even going to pretend that he’s telling the truth. The gig is up, he’s dropping the pretense. And yet, the bullshit flows like breath.
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Wow, one would think that the easiest way to avoid such a dark epitaph would be simply NOT lie for Trump.
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These men (like McConnell as well) are part of the point men for dark, evil, VERY INTELLIGENT people. They each are the best at what they do.
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Drumpf…he gets the Base (which helps the 0.001%)
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Giuliani…he confuses people (which helps Drumpf)
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McConnell…he keeps the corrupt Drumpf Government alive
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It would be more like:
Giuliani: I got Trump convicted
Giuliani either has become senile, or secretly desires to nail Trump. Either way Trump ought to get a new lawyer.
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Professor Irwin Corey made more sense than Rudy Giuliani!
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Rudy,
St. Peter isn’t Fox News.
Fox News guards the entrance to the other place people go when they die.
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Hey, that beats this inscription: “Claimed there were no terrorist attacks on U.S. soil during the George W. Bush Administration.”
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How soon could this happen?
Not soon enough…
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BABY GOT BACK!
Oh, and Rudy Honey - if you are afraid that “He lied for Trump” is going to be on your gravestone, you stupid mofo, then stop lying for the stupid mofo!
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As if Serial Adulterers who participate in rigged Presidential election conspiracies will me meeting St. Peter upon their respective deaths. Not to mention a lifetime of bullying and lying.
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Remember when the media said that Rudy would be unbeatable during the 2008 GOP primaries and would be nearly impossible to defeat in the general election because he was AMERICA’S MAYOR!!! and saved everyone’s children and the Sweet Baby Jesus from being killed in a terrorist attack and then Rudy spent 100 gazillion dollars on the primary and didn’t do shit but look as unpopular to the nation as he already was in NYC?
Good times, peeps! Good times!
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Does that mean that tRump has touched Rudy’s brain? Because Rudes is certainly brain dead.
“I Touched Rudy’s Brain”. It could have been the greatest “B” horror movie in history. Damn, where’s Ed Wood when you need him?
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