Discussion: Gianforte Set To Join House Following Conviction For Assaulting Reporter

Step 1: Drain swamp.
Step 2: Install former swamp critter into public office.
Step 3: Scratch head in disbelief.

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”Gianforte, a wealthy former software executive, has called for civility in politics following his conviction for assaulting the reporter…”

In other news, Colonel Sanders called on chickens to show more civility toward diners.

“I think poultry has an obligation to be respectful of those who kill, gut, and cook them,” he said.

David Brooks later endorsed the appeal, asking fowl to “reach out to carnivores, and ratchet down the vitriol.”

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Too bad he avoided the civil lawsuit…

Could have been fun…

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There’s got to be an Animal House (or Animal Farm) reference in there somewhere. :smile: