Just like tRUmp!
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I was going to offer my Yugo. Hell, I was going to take it off the blocks and dust off the steering wheel and everything.
BTW Remind me again why this guy never served anytime for assault.
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Just an average rancher, to be precise.
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Why am I suspicious that you don’t own a Pinto?
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Gianforte also lied to police about the assault.
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So the only thing standing in the way of Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court is one plane. If that plane cannot fly for any reason then the jig is up unless they reschedule the vote.
Surely the vast left-wing conspiracy can keep a plane grounded for a few hours.
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palins also had and use private plane before during and after vp run - cause they’re just plain folks that live on the lakeshore
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Who is going to pay for the flight? It must be at least $10,000.
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“Sorry, daughter dear, but I’m going to promote the appointment of a rapist to the Supreme Court! I pretended I wouldn’t be there, just to tweak people a bit, ha! ha! … but of course I 100% support my fascist, racist, misogynist party!”
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If only we did have a billionaire master-mind.
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Must be nice. ‘My daughter is getting MARRIED and then I’ll fly back here to confirm a SCJustice that want to take away the rights of all those slutty girls!’
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Well…to steal one from John Oliver. He could name his private jet. Fountainhead. Because what better way to let everyone know you are a rich douchebag than to name your jet after an Ayn Rand book.
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There’s a weasel word in there - to be the “final” vote, so if it gets to 49 nay, 48 aye, he ain’t gonna bother, cause Pence would be the final vote. how long can they keep the voting open?
Say, anyone know the penalty for calling in an emergency on an airfield in Montana? Or blocking the highways between Dulles or Reagan or any other airport in the DC area and causing a massive traffic jam? Just inquiring for the comedy value.
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Now that’s the irasdad I like to see.
An 8 track with Brett Kavanaugh’s favorite Dead Kennedys single…
Nice! Gangster Daddy Warbucks can lend Sen. Daines his plane, if needed.
I misread the title of the Discussion. I thought it said "Gianforte Offers Sen. Daines His Private Parts…"
I mean, it’s really been a long week and its so confusing…
lol, perfect.
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