Discussion: George Will Tells Colbert Why He Loves Working At Fox News (VIDEO)

Will is a shallow little man.

As he looks out from his limousine en route from his Bethesda mansion to the Fox studio on Capitol Hill and then, while having his shoes shined in the backseat, shuttles back to be wined and dined by a lobbyist at one of Georgetown’s finest restaurants, this modern-day Hippias need only look through the tinted window to understand better than we ourselves can comprehend what the world must be like to us little people. We bow at the feet of the Great Snot and can only litter his path with flowers tied from bowties.

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It’s the extra $200 clams Rupert pays for supply closet handys and hummers…George can’t get that deal at any other network…

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George Will has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

His HEALTH isn’t all that good either.

I’d simply ask a very serious, thoughtful question that has never been made in such detail, or with such care: what in the fuck is Will yammering on about now?

Honey, your wig’s on backwards!

The grifting is better at Fox. Plus, you are unlikely to have to face off against the nettlesome Paul Krugman.

I hadn’t heard that. Tell me more.

My opinion: George Will should stick to flapping his jaws about baseball about which he seems to consider himself the world’s only expert (he isn’t). He probably could go up against Keith Olbermann…come to think of it that might get interestin’. After all Ol’ Keith is restricted to talking sports these days to make ends meet.

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That’s funny! I can’t think of two more opposite personalities, but sports could bridge the gulf!

Keith can talk more baseball than George Will ever knew existed. Hands down.

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Houston, we have lift off.

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Thats good. Reminds me of Wonkette’s Noonan coverage.

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My father hated George Will with a passion. He would yell Pimp! whenever Will was onscreen.

And liberals prove the idea of the useful idiot.

And, I get to spew all my coded racism and whack job conservative views without fear of challenge.

I cannot see why this guy is considered an intellectual.

I see useful and happy all over the 'pugs.