The original copy was written in crayon.
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Terri Schiavo paybackā¦
The jokes write themselves. Larry Wilmore will have a field day with this.
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Heās on vacationā¦
Though, it would have been nice given that Iām tired of Trump jokes.
I could make some bucks (under the table, Iām sure) and do the nation a solid favor! Win-win ā¦ even allowing Jeb to take a deep breath and stop sweating.
Jebba bribed dubya with a promise that dubya could ride around in a helicopter in his cucumber enhanced flight suit.
If the letter raises lots of $$$$$$$, Jebba will let him ride in AFOneā¦and play Risk.
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My fellow Americans,
My family has a lot to answer for. My father and brother were both involved in the darker side of politics. Iām talking about really hideous stuff.
And even though their key people are advising my campaign, even though I canāt manage a declarative statement regarding any of their policies, I am my own man. Iām just using them to raise money.
Truly.
God bless the USA,
Jeb
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My vote for least effective fundraising email evah!
"Chew before you swallow.
George W. Bush, "Translation: if you enjoyed the eight disastrous years of my presidency - the collapse of the housing and auto industries, a stock market crash, exploding debt, the worst terror attack in our countryās history, and a debacle of an unnecessary war I lied us into - vote for my brother.
that fund raising wonāt help jeb!, itās becoming pretty obvious jeb! is at least as stupid as gwb, and everybody knows gwbās stupidity almost destroyed this nation. Save yourself further embarrassment, jebby.
I beg to differ. He undermined Reconstruction to disastrous results.
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Jeb! made a weak attempt to distance himself from his notorious family several months ago, but it sank like a lead balloon. Now heās stuck trying to resurrect Wās legacy. A losing battle for sure.
The thing is, he has known a question like what Kelly tossed his way was coming, for the past 7 years! EVERYONE knew questions about his brotherās wars and general administration were coming. But he was so spectacularly unprepared that he couldnāt even answer it on Fox. Or the next day. Or two days after that. And months later at the debate, he is still fumbling with it, trying to get the ārightā answer.
He is further hampered because most of his money is coming from exactly the same people that financed his father and his brotherās campaigns. So he has to promote his brotherās goals, otherwise he is going against the donors goals.
Scrubby may have sent the email after laura told him to āpush this buttonā.
My moneys on laura writing the whole thing at the request of mommy bush after jebby pouted and cried while sitting on her lap.