“I can’t wait for this revolution to end, so I can go back out to dinner,” he added.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Let me know when that happens Tuck.
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I’ll bet my life’s savings he’s never eaten one.
Aw, does the poor widdle Snowflake need a safe space?
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Well Tucker doesn’t look like he’s missing any meals so I’m not gonna worry. But he can always go to places that have spoken out politically in favor of republican values - chick-fil-a, um…
Also, maybe stop being an idiot on tv and possibly people won’t yell at you.
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“I can’t wait for this revolution to end, so I can go back out to dinner,” he added.
Better stock up on Hot Pockets, Fuckface.
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“I can’t wait for this revolution to end, so I can be dinner,” he added.
fifyff
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Learn how to cook, Tucker. They freeze everything nowdays. All you need is a microwave and a high school education
Oh wait…
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Given the demographic makeup of the service industry I think getting a hearty “Fuck you” when he dines out is the least of his worries. I imagine he has unwittingly tasted many a person’s bodily secretions.
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I think what the Red Hen did to Aunt Lydia should be de rigeur in the food service industry.
“I’m sorry sir, you’'ll have to leave, I asked and no one wants to serve you.”
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He should make sure that he has a good shave first and to be careful with his teeth,…
That should stop the yelling…
Why doesn’t he just move to a town where he’ll be treated like royalty?
If I were Carlson, I’d me more nervous about what’s happening to my food back in the kitchen…
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Moscow?
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A phrase I never expected to see linked to Carlson, but it fits..
Well played!
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please, allow me,
FUCK YOU INFINITY, may you eat ramen the rest of your life
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Must admit, I think Tucker deserves it…
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Let us not limit ourselves to Restaurants. If anyone should see Tucker Carlson at a Mens’ clothing store buying Bow Ties, please scream “Fuck YOU!” at him before continuing having the tailor measure your sleeves and cuffs there on the stand in front of the mirror. If anyone should see Tucker Carlson at a bookstore, please scream “Fuck You!” at him before continuing to browse books on Buddha and Mahatma Ghandi…
Sweetie you should probably forgo any interaction that involves anyone but yourself preparing your food for the rest of your life.
This is the biggest bunch of horseshit I’ve ever read. He’s an entertainer and claims he doesn’t eat out anymore, not with his agent, his manager, really? Wow. If it were true, he’d be the only person who’s on the A list for tv talking heads that doesn’t eat out.
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“I can’t wait for this revolution to end. What with the abundance of food and gas, the non-closing of businesses, the kids going to school, just like the Paris communes. When I go out to eat, people who don’t have the advantage of a nationwide megaphone express their dissapproval of my words. I am a national hero.”
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