The first step to recovery would be to renounce his hate-filled ideology. It’s killing him, nice and slow-like.
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FOX Update: “This was clearly a devious liberal plot carried out by socialist drug dealers who put something in his iced tea, socialist drug dealers headquartered in the White House, and all carried out to discredit rich, Christian white males…and FOX News.”
*Don’t laugh, FOX will undoubtedly report some version just like that …oh, and manage to work in BENGHAZIIII!!! while doin’ it.
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Looks like Jarrett was…wait for it…wait for it…“Fairly Unbalanced” when they found him!
~rimshot!~
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Clearly any fair and balanced assessment of his behavior would find this was Obama’s fault. 
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Minneapolic/St Paul Airport!!! Oh jeeeeez’ …here we go again!
Guess he got so drunk he couldn’t find his way to the airport bathroom stalls where Larry Craig was tappin’ his foot and waiting for Jarrett.
And those ‘personal reasons’ for taking his break from FOX was undoubtedly severe back pain from years of lifting all the lies, spin and mountains of bullsh*t at FOX Spews. “We Distort…YOU Abide.”
The only clear mistake in the article is referring to Jarrett as a “news reporter”!
He is a “FOX News reader of made up crap and Republican propaganda.” Fixed it!
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To be fair, if I worked for Fox Not News, I would stay drunk due to the shame of having to lie to Americans every day.
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You can run from the alcohol ,but you can’t hide.A disease that does not discriminate.
Even the best of FOXminions-- immersed in lies and surrounded by evil and/or empty minds 24/7/365-- will find that whatever masquerades as their conscience-- will eventually stress, then break.
Course it can take a tad longer than most when you’re a real sh-theel.
jw1
OH - initially I just passed over the “12:30 PM” thought it was a mix-up and they must have meant just after midnight - but yes - this is more strange than it first seemed - appears that he did spend 12+ hours in police custody.
- see his mug shot … Oh my!
- and yes, the “Airport police responded just after noon on Wednesday to reports of an intoxicated man at the Northern Lights Grill in the central terminal.”
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-anchor-gregg-jarrett-arrested-in-minneapolis-airport-bar/
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tap tap tap tap tap…
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Wasn’t that Wide-Stance Larry Craig’s favorite airport?
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I remember when he was a local anchor here in Los Angeles. Wasn’t surprised when he landed at Fox.
Wow, you are a nice person. A lot nicer than I am. I could care less about his issues
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http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot …
Sherlock is here all week. Be sure to try the buffet, the Salisbury Steak is quite good, and remember to tip your waitress.
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Later, in related news, Larry Craig was seen leaving the airport bathroom, looking unsatisfied and disgruntled, mumbling something like “…guess Jarrett got drunk again. ~grumble, grumble~…”
~snicker!~
Hear hear. I can’t take the high road with this. He’s a slime ball
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Maybe they were out of the Fried Walleye?
I will give him as much sympathy as he and his right wing terrorist masters give us.
None.
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“…and don’t forget the veal.” 
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