My theory: being a hater wears on people and ages them faster…For instance, you never see laugh lines around the eyes on any of these clowns. Just spray-on tan that gets more orangier as the years go by…
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And isn’t that the operative word here. Suppose the Creator came in the Night to Hasselbeck and (correctly, I might add) stated that she would pay for the harm she is doing–and she resigns from FOX.
How many tens of thousands of people like her would clamour to be reading Rupert Murdoch’s teleprompter (and collecting that paycheck)?
She’s married to Matt’s brother, Tim. Which is worse, in a bunch of ways.
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Don’t ya know…that’s what makes her a fucking expert on the NFL and of course Benghazi, all at the same time. Isn’t that self-evident, jrientini? (snark intended)
Faux News=Benghzi-land mania over faux scandals
NFL=some other type scandals
and ding, ding, ding…
Lizzy Hasselbeck put 2 and 2 together and came up with…
JACKPOT FOR CRACKPOTS.
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Yep.
That picture of her is grossing me out. Her neck is disintegrating at a remarkable pace. I guess that’s what happens when you’re loudly blaming your troubles on other people every waking minute of every day.
Haha! That’s it exactly. Benghazi is truly the gift that keeps on grifting.
Edit: I just noticed the chyron in that image! Holy crap! A TERROR CELL MAY HAVE FORMED NEAR THE TEXAS BORDER, YOU GUYS!!! AN ISIS STRIKE IS IMMINENT!!!
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Speaking of grift, when will Wasilla Kardashian chime in?
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Every time I read the latest, most idiotic commentary from her, I find myself really wanting to re-watch her season of Survivor. Towards the end, she was so miserable and unhappy that it would be fun to see her suffer all over again. At least this time I would actually be able to enjoy it.
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Pretzel logic.
This ditz makes Brian Killmeade look like an astrophysicist.
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Bitsy is the type person who buys books by the linear foot - for their decorative purposes.
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I couldn’t stand her on The View…she ruined the show. Glad she’s on Faux cause I never watch that channel EVER. Plus my Comcast cable craps out, giving me some lame excuse for why it won’t come in…Sort of glad though as far as that goes.
Now they have Nicole Wallace on that show to “create controversy”. Fuck that. Can’t stand her sniveling ass either.
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Tim’s the one with no quarterback talent, who thus traded in his 3rd-string clipboard for a lucrative job of talking about football for a living.
She also suffered on just about every episode of The View, where she was “constantly attacked,” i.e. her fellow co-hosts challenged the garbage coming out of her mouth. So there were tears and practically every episode needed a moment to take a break and everyone complimented Elisabeth and brought a gift to her pity party. There, there.
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Now that you mention the chyron…I too noticed the words “may have”. That’s the operative phrase here. They’re not saying “it has”, only that “it may have” formed. Weasels.
Is Fox News going soft? Some say, it may have.
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She was on Survivor? Holy shit. I bet she got herself voted off the Island because she missed her fucking blowdryer more than winning a million dollars, or whatever they award people for being the last backstabber standing.
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There was a time when I wanted to give this vacuous imp the benefit of the doubt, when I thought, ‘OK, she’s just young and earnest and was brought up Republican. Once she’s around Whoopie and Joy and some other cool cats and hears how Republicans discriminate against the people she works with she’ll recognize the error of her ways.’ Wow, I couldn’t have been more wrong. She’s gotten crazier and more idiotic as time has gone by.
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck was the well-known weakest link on The View.
Astoundingly, Elisabeth is also the weakest link at Fox.
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Nice to know I’m not missing much, and her rehabilitation to some kind of normalcy has been put on permanent hiatus.
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I cannot fault your math, but on the other hand, Fox News often drives the narrative, followed by others in the media.
Take for instance the chyron in the picture that suggests ISIS in on the Mexican border. CNN has now been sucked into the ISIS scaremongering as well.