What are the odds that Christie just doesn’t show up?
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Cannot WAIT to hear Christie’s reaction. Has he said anything yet?
Hold on a minute… 
…Remember all the times various Republicans told us GOP governors and former governors would be the key to their success in 2016? Remember their deep bench? Only one of their treasure trove of “great governors” even made it to the adult table and one didn’t even qualify for the kiddie table. This is hilarious!
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Slightly lower than the odds that he shows up for the adult table debate and has to be physically removed from the stage.
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I see he has. Looks like he’ll show up.
Christie’s tweet:
It doesn’t matter the stage, give me a podium and I’ll be there to talk about real issues like this: http://christiene.ws/1Nvu40o #BringItOn
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Christie and Grifter Huck are sent to the “Kiddie Table”! lmao ________ Priceless!
Show FOX what they can kiss, all 10 acres of it, Chrisco’!
And Huckster’… Get up on that cross and show em’ what they’ve done to the 2nd Coming’s Republican Messiah…again!
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So the next debate might find “grain storage” Dr. Carson on the kids table or perhaps with Senator Graham at the local bar watching the debate on television.
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"The candidates who are qualified to debate at the earlier time are New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, "
I think this is the one that will test that lap band .
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rotfl…Indeed! The Outlaw Jersey Whale is gonna’ have a meltdown! He felt he had such a good performance last outing and his viral vid has been everywhere this week. He’s not going to take this news well…and may take his snacks and go home! 
None of them qualify for anything.
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Except for a jacket that ties in the back! 
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But would they say just as daffy-shit stuff if they weren’t running for the nomination? I have stock in popcorn, chocolate, potatoes (chips), pretzels, soda, wine (for the elites) and various of the other spirits. I cannot afford to have these people discover the truth about their miserable worth.
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… and special guest star Kim Davis as Mary Magdelaine (sp??).
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It’s in Milwaukee, so I wonder if Scott Walker will crash the undercard debate for the good of the party.
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Christie: “Did someone say ‘jam’?”
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It’s appropriate that rooms in Las Vegas hotels where performances are put on are called the main stage because what these contestants and performers are doing. . . well, we know what they’re doing.
Plus those itty bitty kiddie chairs are gonna take a helluva beating.
I almost feel sorry for Jim Gilmore that reporters forget to mention him even when it’s to say that he didn’t qualify for the losers’ debate.
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