Didn’t know about Greta being on VoA, but I see this as a pretty astute and cost-effective way to dissuade any prospective immigrants from entering the US (legally or not). Stealth wall?
“Former Fox News Host Greta Van Susteren Scores Local TV Gig”
Carnival barker or featured performer?
“Van Susteren will be chief national political analyst for the Gray stations”
“National political analyst” I guess Greta doesn’t like the traditional appellation of “shit-shoveler”.
…not even if she dress up like Elvira…
She can introduce the Brady Bunch replays
That picture! Yikes, TPM! There could be small children in the room, for crissakes!
Usually I would say a face like that comes from some hard livin’, but I’m pretty well sure that Greta Van Susteren has never even washed a goddamned dish in her entire fucking life.
Oh, and in case you didn’t know, the idol of the Freedom Caucus, Joseph McCarthy, was best man at Greta’s parent’s wedding.

Funny as heck. I am not familiar with Zacherly so I did a search on google. Your post was one of the top three on the run. Love indexing.
Nothing can top Dr. Tongue’s 3d House of Pancakes.
Or the time Count Floyd managed to book an Ingmar Bergman flick.
Megyn Kelly is not getting any younger. She should quit now before she turns into that.
Local news? Influential?
The murder, murder, fire, murder, drowning, weather, sports, puppies! channel?
Really?
She was riding high for awhile when McCain was running for president. Sarah Palin was always having Greta shill for her, and since Greta had the hots for “Tawd” the opportunities were endless.
OMFG. I am old enough to have watched McCarthy on our tiny-screened TV and I did not know this.
That’s ‘Zacherle’ 
Thank you.
“If it bleeds, it leads.”
She has a face made for radio.
God, I miss SCTV. There were so many layers of funny stacked on top of each other in every sketch-caustic social commentary yet warm and harmless, nostalgic, character driven but sketch driven, a touch of pathos, sometimes a dash of hilariously mean, you couldn’t take take it all in fast enough to just bust a gut unless they wanted you do, but you smiled and chortled continuously.
Fuzz ‘n’ wuz, bodies ‘n’ badges. The reason old people are convinced we are in an epic Robocop like hellscape of out of control crime. In the streets, I mean, not DC.