Sigh. A distinction without a difference.
Difficult to bring this to the attention of the MD GOP, when youâve got only one hand to type with.
Leave it to a squirrel to bring up the BigFoot porn.
âLike virtually all Americans, I donât go on Twitter,â Maryland Republican Party chairman Dirk Haire told the Capital Gazette. âWe use Facebook much more than Twitter.â
There you have it. Proof that Fat Donny is not an American!
Porn in 280 characters? Penthouse Letters!
let me tweak that slogan for you:
âCome for the grumping, stay for the humpingâ
Hey ⌠the forest is a wild place âŚ
ya gotta make friends when ya can â
For Months, GOP Promoted Porn Twitter Account
Sneaky recruitment ploy âŚ
Iâd bet they got more â sign ups â than usual â
Working in the Trump 2020 campaign, I heardâŚ
The @mdreps account includes in its bio a link to a website called sexycarbabes.com, which, the Capital Gazette noted, âhas nothing to do with cars.â
How droll.
Donât they know they could go blind?
Donât tell them.
They were probably just inspired by the Mythbusters to try to disprove that.
âDay 112: Still not blind. Will try again tomorrow.â
Much better than my response. Soon as I typed it I realized that of course, these idjuts would know by now that they wonât go blind. But, they probably attribute that to confession and an otherwise god-fearing life.
That is a startlingly authentic picture.
I sometimes contemplate these folksâ lives. I have to think this isnât what they wanted for themselves, and I wonder whether thereâs anything they could do to escape what appear to be massively unsatisfying lives.
I suspect they really phone it in when it comes to self-care. And that leads me to suspect that they are at least partially victims of a society that carefully controls access to mates, and which has always kept them on the wrong side of the velvet rope.
Nobody is born shitty. They become that way, and only some of that is fairly attributable to free will.
Rule 34.
Thatâs right. It would just show up on the bill as âPorno.â
Sounds like Ted Cruz was in charge of updating the links.
To be fair, one doesnât necessarily have to like porn to prefer it over the GOP.