Squirrels are sure ballsy!
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Nothing like creativity in carry-on baggageâŚ
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Alternately;
GO AHEAD, COME AT ME BRO!
Looks like a Tanuki.
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Hmm, looks like more than one for sureâŚ
Do you know what a tanuki is? Itâs a mythical Japanese animal with huge testicles - kind of cross between a badger and a raccoon. They beat on their fat stomachs in the forest and cause people to get lost following the sound.
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Thatâs nuts!
Time for Plan B.
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Makes me wonder how theyâll react to my emotion support Honey BadgerâŚ
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Slightly less then mythical.
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Sorry, google came up with a âhalf dog half raccoonâ
Just being a smartass, otherwiseđ
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hahahahahahaha
I canât see his testicles so I canât be sure. 
@j_publicus - Iâve seen the description as dog too, and also as badger - there isnât a true equivalent in the animal world for real unless you believe @squirreltown that he found one.
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Yeah, THATS the little fucker!
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One of these days an airline passenger is going to bring a rodent with bubonic plague onto an airplane and that plane is going to land in a major metropolitan area.
Lest you think that far-fetched, an average of 7 cases of the plague are treated each year in the U.S. â mostly in Southern California, where weâve lived with the plague since the first arrival of Europeans here. The rest of the U.S. is not as well prepared to respond to plague cases.
Itâs only a matter of time before this happens.
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Itâs not far-fetched. The plague is not that uncommon in New Mexico. Itâs one of those things about the Land of Enchantment thatâs not so enchanting. Like Hanta Virus which you get from mice feces and itâs air born. So thatâs a real possibility too.
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I like big nutts and I can not lie
You other brothers canât deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a squirrelâs thing in your face
thatâs well hungâŚ
No apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot!
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One of my friends trolls incoming freshmen by suggesting they trap squirrels on the Boston Common, fry them, and then make spending money by selling them to tourists at Park Street as âBoston Corn Dogsâ :o)
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Thinking about @squirreltown having an emotional support wolverine brought Fly Right into my head. I played in a jazz quintet for a while that had Fly Right in our book. Audiences loved it.
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