Us airlines don’t provide decent service today, back in the good old days they would have cooked the squirrel for her.
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What better way to say “I’m a little nuts” than with an emotional support squirrel?
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That’s my first and last comment for the day
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“The airline says rodents, including squirrels, are not allowed.”
Does that prohibition include tribbles?
(BTW, there’s a Richard Gere joke in here somewhere, but I’m not gonna make it…)
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From my office wall:
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Sniff will be along shortly.
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I never travel with just the squirrel…
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Zoologist represent!
However, not sure I’d trust the taxonomic nous of airline staff. The TSA of course is under the impression that peanut butter is a liquid. You think they’re going to care about minor details like the actual definition of “rodent”?
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I know you are not suppose to find this funny…but damn
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Oh c’mon. This is ridiculous. You need your ‘squirrel’? Don’t fly. This is a test to see if we can be as third world as others with our cages of chickens etc. on board.
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I’m waiting for the emotional support honey badger.
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That was a great article. Remember it well.
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Don’t think squirrel discrimination should be legal.
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If one wanted to be analytical, one could burrow deep to find it.
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Oh, and TSA, don’t get me started. Once was traveling with crab and some ice packs that had partially melted (all contained in their plastic). This nazi TSA woman wouldn’t let me carry it on. Finally said, I know the answer and checked the bloody suitcase in fortunately before I could have been arrested.
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@squirreltown has already topped that – with a Support Wolverine.
Buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air
Monkey thought that everything was on the square
Buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back
Monkey grabbed the buzzard’s neck and said,
"Now listen, Jack!
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay tight
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, poppa, don’t you blow your top.
Ain’t no use in divin’
What’s the use of jivin’?
Straighten up and fly right
Straighten up and stay tight
Straighten up and fly right
Cool down, poppa, don’t you blow your top.
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Just once could it have been the squirrel was removed from the flight for bringing an emotional support human.
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Flight Delayed After Woman Brings An ‘Emotional Support Squirrel’ Onboard
Am hoping that @squirreltown sees this… 
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