This is Compaq Carly in action.
“I’m not wrong. I’m not wrong!”
[Fiorina gets forced out in 2005]
[Six minutes later}
{Stock price of HP soars 50% ]
Fabulous! She opens her VP campaign, owning up to one more lie!!
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Remember when Reagan chose George I for his veep, and the patrician former director of the CIA had to retract all his comments about “voodoo economics”? This just increases the odds that Fiorina was telling the truth then.
CARLY BARES ALL ! –
eewwww —
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No, she is just “Self proclaimed Lying Carley.”
There is an awful lot of evidence the she lies about more than just Rafael Cruz. Actually most of what she said about Cruz is true. It is most everything else that she lies about
Lying comes mighty easy to Carly
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My favorite …"I misspoke "
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The worst thing Cruz could have done is name her which means we have to iisten to this ugly vile, vicious, venomous cunt from now until
Cruella de Vil is psychologically incapable of “Truthful Speech”.
She says whatever gets her what she wants at the moment: The Definition of a true Sociopath.
Since Cruz is a Raging Sociopath also, they get a long great, both holding daggers behind their backs as they shake hands and smile at each other.
Torquemada and Cruella de Vil. A match made in Bill Krisols heaven.
Both Carly and Ted are incredibly irrelevant.
Nothing either of them does matters in the least.
Their actions have no value outside the GOP bubble—except for the unintentionally humorous nature of their behavior.
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…and it was taken out of context.
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“In the heated basketball games, since we’re in the Hoosier state, players foul each other,” she said. “Sometimes you say things that turn out not to be true.”
“Sometimes in heated basketball games, players foul each other. Therefore sometimes I lie.”
Would you accept that logic from a 5 year old as “well-reasoned” Would you accept it from your spouse? Would you accept it as an excuse for being lied to?
trick question… the answer is “both”
I’m glad you sent that because it sent me to other Borowitz gems.
He said on the Fox News Channel. “Just because I happen to think transgender people deserve our understanding in no way means that I feel that way about women who were born women.”
Trump said that any attempt to twist his words to apply to “women in general” was deeply offensive to him. “I have made my views about women very clear and to suggest that I have somehow changed those views is really, really hurtful,” he said.
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“I lied” she admitted, “But this is Fox News, so you people are too goddamned stupid to keep track of things like that.”
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I remember when Poppy chose Dan Quayle in the hope his good looks would appeal to voters. Little did anyone know how truly stupid he was and how vacant the brain behind those looks was.
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“Ladies and gentlemen! Cruz drops back; the ball is hiked…it’s a ‘Hail Carly’ pass for the win!”
http://fanreact.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/76.gif
Apologies to the Browns’ fans…but …C’mon …It’s the CLEVELAND Browns! ~nudge…nudge!~
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“Sometimes when I don’t watch videos, I see people harvesting organs from imaginary crying fetuses.”
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OMFG!
I just heard Fiorina (on CNN) say that “…this is a fight for the soul of our party. Integrity and honesty count, and that’s what our campaign stands for.”
I almost did a spit take on my iPad!
Dammit’ Carly…stop that.
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