As long as he stays away from the Congress Ave. Bridge in Austin. It the bridge that the bats use as a roost.
Of course, Jones will say heās the victim of an even bigger conspiracy than the one about the 9-11 attacks. Heāll claim that āthe governmentā is trying to kill him and his family. Heāll use this to further cement his standing with his idiot listeners. Jones is the proverbial clown who yells āfireā in a crowded theater and then whines that his free speech is being oppressed. And, when the nut-cutting was going on in his recent deposition, he fully admitted that his show is nothing but theater and that he makes shit up all the time. He had to go on record with that, but it still matters not to his blindly loyal, stupid followers.
No, that would be the perfect bridge for Jones to hunker under. How great would it be to see him covered head-to-toe in bat guano?
Colonel āBatā Guano:
You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket?
And not just any bat guano, but Mexican free-tail bat guano.
Poor baby. Heās had a bad week. Maybe he could try moving multiple times to escape armed people telling him his imurdered five year old was a crisis actor and he is a liar. Oh wait. He is a liar.
So, the Mexicans are sending their bats?
Well, takes one to know one
The Federal Communications Commission has shut down a pirate radio station that served as the flagship outlet for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
All considering, at least we know Trump and the entire fucking White House has been focusing their tiny rotting brains on how to replace all the Commissioners and gut the FCC sooner rather than later.
Nice pullā¦Dr. Strangelove is near the top of my all-time favorite flicks. If only Trump would ride an H-bomb to earth.
Gentlemen, you canāt fight in here! This is the War Room!
Trump: Obama is doing it again.
Or that it took them so long to shut it down ā operating since 2013?
āā¦forced to live under a bridgeā¦ā
Yeah, and then the bleeping bridge collapses all over his worthless carcass.
āIf only tRump would ride an H-bomb (in)to the Kremlin.ā
FIFY
There is always more crazy where that came from.
Um, Wolfman Jack he aināt.
Andrew Neil took the measure of the man early enough.
In case anyone has missed this vintage video, have a look at youtube HERE
Watch out Alex - canāt trust those Mexicans to not spit in your tacos.
Wolfman Jack got his national start on a station just over the border in Mexico. It transmitted with 250kw (5x the maximum in the US) and covered most of the US. (There are numerous references to this in American Graffiti.) He was much more uncensored there than when he broadcast from the US.
His big break was actually the movie (and not just because of his residuals; his voiceovers and this scene really helped pull the whole movie together.)