Judging from the photo Barron hasnât been this excited since he learned who his father is.
Itâll probably be fine once they dress it up with tiki torches and a nice confederate flag on top.
NEWLAND, N.C. (AP) â The farmer who raised the Christmas tree destined for the White House this year says the Fraser fir âgot the last laughâ after he âbasically abandoned it.â
And a khaki tree skirt will set everything off nicely.
It would be more appropriate if he called the press to his tree farm and burned it.
Filed under, âVile Shit You Find On The Internetâ, they actually sell this as a flag on stormfront:
In 20 years Barron is going to lord over some Ponzi scheme that robs a few thousand retirees out of their life savings, results in the closure of a chain of nursing homes, capped off by snaking a few Native American tribes out of their casinos, then selling them to the Bosnian mafia.
I was hoping to read that he just abandoned on the side of the road and refused to deliver.
Oh well, it will be âuglyâ like the family. One more reason to despise the last two years and be hopeful for the New Year.
I keep hoping that he will turn out okay, but my God the stars are aligned against that poor boy.
Headline was misleading, I thought they were either getting a dead tree or not a tree at all. 
he hadnât trimmed it in a couple years. But two White House officials âjust loved the natural look to it.â
Of course they loved the ânatural lookâ as there is nothing natural looking about any member of the so-called first family.
The so-called FLOTUS, however, did get some nice trimming during her, uh, kidney surgery.
Click bait? Article on a political site that the WH tree was âabandonedâ is really nothing more than âthe farmer did not trim the treeâ? Must be slow news day.
Theyâll no doubt have it outfitted in all gold ornaments with a gold toilet on the top.
InterestingâŚshe actually looks pudgy in that photo.
I know we should not pick on children, but just from the genes the boy is inheriting and the environment he is growing up, he is on his way to be a serious sociopath.
For your âviewingâ pleasure.
Yeah, remember all the talk about how his mother was doing such a good job of protecting him?
Well, the scales fell from everyoneâs eyes after her temper tantrum this week. Turns out sheâs quite the self-centered drama queen too. Wouldnât want to bet much money on him not taking after his crooked, oily, over-privileged halfbrothers.