Welp, because you asked…
This one seems to be right up to date.
(Makes my day too btw)
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yeah, the bomber jacket with the grayed out flag, he’s almost as heroic as W
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Donald’s hands are all over this. He loathes Bezos. Unlike his puppet master Putin, Donald can’t put his enemies in jail. Not for lack of trying, I’m sure. Slime is all he has.
I fail to see a difference between those aristocrats and modern-day billionaires…
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Is that John Bolton?
better teeth nowadays
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And thinks of Slovenia? 
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“Build zee vahlet!”
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I think it was a fully coordinated arrangement between Preshitident Skanky-Manslut and Crown Prince Mo Bone Saw. This is an effort by the White House to intimidate the press to capitalize on its enormous success in intimidating the Federal Reserve and Jerome Powell into stopping interest rate hike for for the next two years.
Preshitident Skanky-Manslut tweeted “It’s going to be a beauty.” He usually reserves such positive compliments only for his own manly prowess with his First Lady and Favorite silicone-stuffed christian conservative orange vinyl inflatable doll Iwanka Trump.
Oh those halcyon days as a dancer, model and movie star. I yearn for thee.
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This Enquirer issue is a windfall for headline writers, just on top of my head…
“Feds Probe Pecker”
“Pecker hung to dry by AMI”
“Pecker Linked to Trump”
“Trump disavows Pecker”
“Saudis don’t know Pecker”
“DA locks Pecker”
“AMI has Pecker Issue”
fun, fun, fun
Oh I love to read your stuff. Cuck Kushner almost sounds like a super hero or GI Joe character, but of course with that weird twist I hope he becomes a hot dog warmer in prison and finally learns about true love and NEEDING someone. Someone to watch his back that is, in exchange for some of that uptown ass.
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So fabulous! Thank you so much!
Excuse me… I have to take that call…
Exactly. The plea agreement requires AMI not to commit any crimes for a number of years AND to always provide truthful answers to any and all questions asked by the Mueller probe. If they want to stay within the terms of the agreement, they must reveal how they got and who gave them the information. They therefore cannot obscure it safely, because they have no way of knowing if Mueller may already know the correct answer.
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The king was an ultimate check on their power, whereas the billionaires can hide behind their multi-national corporations? e.g. I’m right there with you.
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