Discussion: Ex-Campaign Aide Tells House Judiciary He Doesn't Intend To Cooperate With Requests

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Cool. Go to jail.

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If you didn’t do anything wrong, how is there any real danger of a perjury trap?

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I would love to see all these bastards subpoenaed and then taking the fifth.

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Caputo is an especially dickish member of a group in which the general level of dickishness runs very high.

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I always go back to my favorite scene from Witness for the Prosecution.
The only way it’s a perjury trap is “were you a liar then or are you a liar now?”

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How ironic is that? He’s saying he can’t speak without lying, and it’s the most honest thing he’s ever said.

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Trumpublican definition of “perjury trap” – If I lie, they will crucify me, and if I tell the truth, they will crucify me.

Nowhere is the possibility of not doing the crime in the first place ever considered.

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Totally innocent, totally cool. Time for warrants!

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Amazing how some of them have distinct ties to Russia.

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X 1000

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Great. I’m sure this will work out very well for him.

Gawd, I had no idea as to the deep bench of criminal stooges ready to subvert America with Trump, but I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

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I’m breathlessly awaiting seeing a crowd of RWMFs screeching “Lock HIM up!!!”

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Solution to perjury trap? Don’t commit perjury.

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You could pretty much say that about ANY of the Traitor-in-Chief’s friends, inner circle, etc.

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WHAT YA GOT TO HIDE?

Believe with the perjury trap comment they sure are looking at the cell door closing on their fat azz.

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Now wait they can’t all be especially dickish compared to each other! That’s prevented by the laws of dickishness physics.

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Do these people really not understand how this works? Because at the very least he just committed to writing his lawyers a really big check.

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The Trump campaign is where all the dicks are more dickish than average.

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So has Caputo talked to Whitaker about getting a big dick toilet, at a discount of course?

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