Discussion: Eric Trump Thinks Mueller Was 'Talking In Code' Because He Didn't Rule Out Obstruction

Understood by those who wear tin foil hats.

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Indeed - I can’t look at him without thinking of Alex Moffat’s portrayal of him

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Eric is easily confused.

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Smartest thing Eric has ever said publicly…he WAS talking in code you nitwit-the code is that your daddy committed crimes, but a questionable DOJ policy won’t let Mueller indict him for them, and so he’s telling congress to impeach his ass in a secret code (ie coherent english). FFS-how can one man be this stupid?

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Imagine how bad the next one will be.

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If the Mueller presentation was a “nothing”, there would not have been

  • an immediate Trump (illogical) pronouncement of innocence

  • a WH plea to “move on”

  • an announcement by LIndsey (“what’s all this to YOU???”) Graham

  • a Rudy Jailiani screed

amirite?

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Like tomatoes that hybridize and next year all you get from them is little green pea sized fruit.

Even a dim bulb can have one last flicker before it burns itself out. Eric had a tiny flicker of illumination, then went dark again. He’s still as useless as a burned out bulb.

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Eric Trump is intelligence challenged and hostage to the father/son bond, such as it is.

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[quote=“VeganMilitia, post:27, topic:88427”]
little green pea sized fruit.
[/quote]Reminds me of this great old FarSide cartoon–2 Brontosauruses are foraging, and one calls to the other-‘honey, come see! peas as big as your brain’!

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Hard to tell anymore. But the dumb is strong in this one.

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Jr is the dark haired one, Eric is the blonde.

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Where’s my juicebox?

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Eric Trump talking in code:

Luckily I have my Ovaltine decoder ring: “Trump was guilty of obstruction of justice.”

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TRump math always includes exaggeration.

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I am assuming that when Mueller said “read the report”, Eric looked at it said “this looks like code”.

Also called english, and for those that are initiated into its programming, it is called writing.

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Have to agree with Eric. Mueller could have been a bit clearer for the stupid folks:

“Look, he’s guilty as fuck, and undoubtedly will face charges when he leaves office. But we can’t charge him while he’s in office, the only fix is for Congress to impeach his fat ass and have him dragged out of the WH in handcuffs.”

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Eric, ya dolt, Mueller was saying, as far as was allowed, that your dad is guilty as sin but Congress hasta act on it. Not everyone parrots your dad’s mantra.

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