I keep telling my little boy that Mickey Mouse is a rodent!
He’s filthy vermin – with hantavirus and plague, for Pete’s sake.
And if Home Depot ever sold a six-foot snap trap, we could finally rid ourselves of this public-health menace.
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Truth be told, I rather like rats myself. And mice are awfully cute.
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All those expensive security measures were totally legit, because they were recommended by Pruitt’s head of security, who happened to want to go to the Rose Bowl, Disneyland, and a University of Kentucky basketball game.
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Keep digging, motherfucker.
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99.9% of people in the United States would have no idea who this guy is if they tripped over him. So full of himself to think that people at Disneyland would recognize him, never mind threaten him.
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Pluto no longer belongs in that picture.
According to the science practiced by recently confirmed NASA administrator James Bridenstine, Pluto has been relegated to minor-cartoon dog status.
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He thinks he’s the most hated man in the world? Or maybe he would like to be the most hated man in the world?
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Perhaps his face should be plastered all over the post office as the FBI’s Most Wanted Criminal…right next to Trump’s.
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Oh, that bitch!
I think that you meant “garnish his celery.”
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Rest assured, no criminal referral is coming out of this IG investigation.
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The original price given was $25k but it turned out to actually cost $43k, though I saw in 1 article that that price did not include $3-$4k for the biometric sensors. And no, I’m not kidding.
Thank you - that helps understand the variations.
I wish reports would get calibrated - but I guess that when quickly googling prior reports - writers keep getting different amounts due to which reports they find first. Which is kind of sad - that the moves go so fast - that current reports can’t find the variations and account for them - and at least use the 43k amount, if not the 46-47k amount.