Seriously? This sounds like the Onion version of a Soviet-era press release!
When did Borat start working the press office?
They are making it impossible for anyone to make fun of them.
Where by āimpossibleā I could mean āunnecessary.ā
Let me load up on a shrimp/pepper jack quesadilla, a sausage/pepperoni/onion pizza, and a chili dog tonight, and tomorrow morning Iāll give you some REAL āfreedom gasā, you moronic assholes.
Now the Deep State is sending our freedom overseas? By God, this will not stand!
Freedumb Gas ā¦
āFreedom gasā is what you get from eating too many āfreedom friesā.
Does freedom gas mean CO2?
Former reality TV show host working on some freedom gas ā¦
Wait, I think he sharted.
While pointing at butt:
āI got your freedom gas right here, mf.ā
Energy Dept. Praises Exports Of āFreedom Gas,ā āMolecules Of US Freedomā
Used Freedom Fries grease???
Thatās what āIā thought of the second the read this.
This reminds me when there was a conservative Republican leading a Capital Gang show and he was a financial analyst and he kept talking about the āheroes of Capitalismā and it was vomit-inducing.
Same thing here.
Freedom.
It is sad how such a beautiful word is depreciated and sullied by so many idiots.
Natural gas is about 87% methane by volume. Methane is a greenhouse gas with about 23 times the greenhouse effect as CO2. We only have about 300 gigatons of carbon as our limit before the atmosphere tips. Even now it would take centuries to resequester the carbon released since the 19th century. We currently put over 30 gigatons of carbon in the atmosphere, so itās less than a decade until game over. The reference to natural gas as freedom gas almost sounds like it was thought up by an anesthesiologist.
If natural gas is āfreedom gasā, what is the CO2 that results from burning it? The Carbon Footprints Of Freedom? Is this a way to rescue them from the Carbon Camps. the kind I have on my roof thatās generating scads of clean energy?
Or is there a simpler explanation, to wit these people fried their brains a long time ago?
Are these āpeopleā (being generous here) smoking crack?
I make my own freedom gas at home.
Freedomās just another word with nothing left to burnā¦
This will be useful in explaining to Pennsylvanians why, after years of pushing fracking as the path to energy self-sufficiency, the government is now using eminent domain to seize land for pipelines to export that deeply patriotic American methane.