Discussion: Ending Months Of Speculation, Trump Tells Reporter Kelly Will Leave At End Of Year

Insufficiently despicable, I suspect. Who will Jared and Ivanka be hiring to replace him? Will it be Nick Ayers?

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Drip, drip, drip the rats are slowly leaving the sinking ship.

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Not my circus, not my monkeys!

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And what makes you think that you’re going to last that long, Fatass? #TimeToResign

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Another one bites the dust. So was it worth it, Kelly? You’re dead meat.

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Maybe not to Conservative “Think Tanks,” where he can collect a salary for doing nothing. (Nice work, if you can get it.)

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True that. But is he a think tank type? I’m not sure.

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I am sure that he is a collecting money for nothing type.

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Bingo.

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I suspect that most of the White House staff will be leaving in the next three months. Some may leave in handcuffs, of course, but most will simply be abandoning an utterly lost cause while trying to salvage what little is left of their future job prospects.

The great irony of working for Trump is that, normally, working for the POTUS is among the best things anyone could have on their resume. In this case, though, working for the Trump White House staff has become a stigma not unlike a felony conviction (even for those who avoid such convictions). In fact, one of the few reasons more people in the White House haven’t abandoned Trump already might be that they have yet to find anyone who will hire them.

The result will be that, as more people flee this administration, fewer will want to replace them. This will further isolate an already insane and isolated President. The result of all of this won’t be pretty, but it will be very interesting (should we all survive).

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You can call it “firing with extreme prejudice” by tweet if ya want donnie

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He repeated the same sentence at least three times -John Kelly will be leaving at the end of the year. Once was plenty but man he repeats himself a lot.

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I am a little surprised that they are having so much trouble finding new rats. There is, essentially, an infinite supply. Those leaks must be very apparent. Perhaps those already below decks are already spreading the word.

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Good riddance to a terrible human being.

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Bring on the next terrible human being.

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and so say all of us

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Yeah, but the lack of focus and incompetence keeps Trump from doing more damage, so I’m okay with it.

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No one could possibly plug all of the holes in this ship. It is a task made more difficult when the captain keeps insisting on running the ship to ground, and raking across coral reefs (plus aiming the canons in the wrong direction).

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I sure hope that was a tasty shit sandwich you have been enjoying the past 18 months. I cannot think of anyone more deserving of it than you, Gen. Kelly…

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