Damn, I guess I should return the Soap on a Rope box set i was going to give him.
Spending 8 months at a halfway house, and then doing community service once-a-week for 5 years, is real punishment.
More non-violent offenders should get punishment like that instead of prison.
I wonder if Mitt Romney ever finished that car elevator at his beach house in La Jolla. Maybe DāSouza could chill in the basement there for 8 months.
Listening to the Mittsterās plaintive wails late at night would probably be cruel and unusual, but, well, if ya canāt do the timeā¦
Donāt count on it Matt. You are such a decent person who gives most folks the benefit of the doubt - but not this one.
Yeah because Orange is the new Black
Itās too bad that the judge, in part of his sentencing, did not have the option to impose a āshut yer frickinā pie holeā penalty. Sentencing reform, sentencing reform!!!
Dinno: a man in need of the REAL prison experience.
Iām okay with this, by and large. I doubt heāll have much fun during his eight months at whatever a ācommunity confinement centerā is, or during the 2,000 hours of community service. Iām sure heāll manage to avoid picking up garbage along the freeway, but itāll still put a nice punitive cramp in his lifestyle.
I do wonder what will (or should) happen when he inevitably returns to TV declaring that it was all a farce, that he didnāt do anything wrong, that he was framed by Obamaās thugs and an activist judge, etc. I donāt begrudge criminals the chance to say they got screwed by the system, but then again he did an awful lot of purportedly sincere apologizing for his terrible, inexplicable, stupid behavior at his sentencing hearing. I know he wonāt be appearing in venues where theyāll ask him about that, but I wonder what the judge could (or should) do when he inevitably says something that amounts to āI didnāt mean it when I begged for leniency.ā
Therapy! Thatās the ticket. Talk about a āslippery slopeā.
Which TV pundit showcase will be the first to live-stream him from the little big house? At least now heās earned the title of āconvicted election fraudsterā, to add to āconservative assholeā.
If I got arrested for something and then had the nerve to go on Twitter and a bunch of radio and TV programs and defiantly proclaim that I was being railroaded and the president was personally singling me out for punishment, I doubt the judge would be so lenient.
Will he get to have another affair while in confinement?
Participating in gainful employment and performing community service? Someone had better reeducate him, because Iām sure he thinks heās been doing just that all along.
Next up: A hysterical screed from DāSouza about the Fascist/Liberal/Communist/Godless/Thug Judge committing him to an āextermination camp for conservativesā in San Diego and an attempt to āshut him upā and ābreak his love for the Greatest Country in the History of the Universe!!!ā.
He needs a lot more intensive ātherapeutic counselingā in my opinion, and possibly medication.
BTW - I wonder what would constitute a violation of his probation? If he does violate it, will he be remanded to a hard-time prison upstate?
We can only hope.
Also, we should all now only refer to him as āConvicted Felon Dinesh DāSouzaā.
Karma is a Bitch aināt it?
thanks, eustace. it felt dirty until you said that.
Just shorten that to Dinesh DāFelon and be done with him.
thereās no way to violate the terms of probation, is there? like violating the terms of parole? i keep on trying to imagine some way for him to be in jail. he must be able to mess this up somehow.
Trust me, you give me too much credit because I donāt think this sniveling git is really going to change. Heās treated life like itās a Chamber of Commerce Why I Love America Student Essay Contest writ large, and his goal is to write the most mawkish, what-they-want-to-hear entry possible. Stopping that and doing constructive stuff the rest of his life is the sort of turnaround people do in bad Michener novels, not in real life.
āTherapeutic counselingā?! They have counseling for being a Dinesh DāSouza?! Would love to be a fly on the wall during one of those sessions.
Bingo!
No wonder I like your comments so much!
Which was simply a balancing of all the whiny horsesh^t he spewed publicly in advance of the trial.
IMO heās deserving of this outcome.
He mistakenly thought he was due a serving of White Privilege.
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