I’ve read that the real reason Drumpf doesn’t run for office is that he would have to file financial disclosure statements, and that the balance sheets would show he isn’t nearly as rich as he likes to claim.
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Like a lot of “rich” people, most of his wealth is an illusion carefully crafted through image, credit, and debt.
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He’s still around?
Dude is almost always making the same face a toddler makes when he randomly stops what he’s doing and cops a squat in the middle of the living room to shit his pampers. You can soooo tell when they’re doing it too.
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And hey, while she’s stuck on the couch for three weeks she can binge watch reruns of “The Apprentice.” It’s all good.
spoken like a paranoid little fascist
I say that The Donald should be quarantined indefinitely until the critter living on his head can be identified, cataloged and we can be certain that it is the last of it’s species and unable to reproduce.
But that’s just what I think.
He holds no office but he does have an extraordinary orifice. Couple of em’ actually.
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Real estate mogul? Weren’t the Moguls Moslems?
So, I saw a picture of Kaci Hickox riding a bike down a dirt road in the Maine woods with her boyfriend and I thought, “Even if she were throwing off virus left and right, who would she infect?”
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That hair piece should be quarantined for 21 days, Donald. Come on.
That squirrel on the top of his head shouldn’t be quarantined – it should be buried.
Ha…I said the same thing below and hadn’t seen your post. You beat me to it LOL.
Great minds think alike…
(of course, then I responded to the wrong person’s post to write this so, the crappy comment system wouldn’t let me post it until I added this complaint about the crappy comment system)
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TPM: Please stop reporting what this lunatic says.
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Why, because it reminds people what a Teabagger is really like?
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That’s some funny shiite there.
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Can someone PLEASE muzzle this dipshit?
You should write for Harper’s Index.
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Donnie would be more horrified if some folks marched up to his office in containment suits and confined him for 21 days, no matter what he screamed because they maintained he had Ebola.
And forget it.
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Stop posting articles about what this nitwit says. He’s not a policy maker and NO ONE CARES.
Thanks.
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Why, since he’s so insistent that he’s got all the answers and knows what is right for everyone else, doesn’t he offer to put her up in one of his over-decorated buildings for the “required” 21 days?